liz

"looks maxxing" how about we stop thinking about ourselves so much all the time, always, forever

just manipulate the narrative bro. just alter your reality, it's fine

man do you know how expensive eggs are these days? i can't afford another basket for these

surely my body is keeping the wrong score

ive said it before and i’ll say it again not enough historical romance focuses on technicalities

really for this kind of thing it’s no use going to published trad romance and i should know that. the really good shit is 400k on fanfiction dot net for a heterosexual pairing you’ve never considered from a piece of media you havent thought about in years written by a bored doctoral candidate who’s read a lot of primary sources from the long 18th century

recently rediscovered my absolute favorite entry in the genre: customs and duties by tortoiseshells, which is an insane technicalityromance set in 1738 boston, ft the stuffy british navy guy from pirates of the caribbean/ofc, smuggling, puritanism in the john calvin sense, the legal realities of widowhood, several real historical governors of massachusetts, debts, accounts, and of course customs regulations

I would also like to nominate and psyche's lamp shall darkling be, a story based on the 2025 Frankenstein movie that gets into the intricacies of 1850s convent school life, the process of Catholic ecclesiastical courts verifying miracles, multiple points of mid 19th century marriage and inheritance laws pertaining to property, and also spells the word connection with an X so you know the author has been in the 19th century literature trenches 

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

kevin day should’ve been an ancient greek tragic heroine and instead he got stuck in a self published 2010s contemporary sports/crime thriller… and he didn’t even get put on the woke team so he doesn’t know about estrogen or bisexuality

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

stop saying you want kev pregnant, he will have to stop drinking for 9 months + this is cruel.

Caramelldansen is 20 years old this year so happy anniversary to one of the most iconic meme songs in the world!

22 years old!!

23 YEARS OLD

24 YEARS OLD

25 YEARS OLD TODAY BABY, LET’S GOOOOO