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#octocertifiedpost #i forget who made this originally ive had it for a while if anyone knows let me know #block me and move on if you disagree

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cal3ris

is this gonna get me fired you think

pokemonheritageposts

inspired by a recent leak, it turns out there are only 13 Pokemon families* from generation 1 that still haven't had any kind of new evolution stage, form, or variant added to them since gen 1

Which gen 1 Pokemon do you most want to get a new Evolution/form/variant in gen 10?

Spearow/Fearow

Ekans/Arbok

Nidofam

Paras/Parasect

Venonat/Venomoth

Psyduck/Golduck

Doduo/Dodrio

Seel/Dewgong

Shellder/Cloyster

Drowzee/Hypno

Goldeen/Seaking

Omanyte/Omastar/Kabuto/Kabutops

Remaining time: 6 days 8 hours

*counting both Nido families as 1 family, counting Mew and Mewtwo as the same family, and excluding Ditto because that should absolutely not get any new additions

#I’d love to see a paras not die from parasitic mushroom

cottoncandylesbo

motherfuckers arent ready for my famous "quadruple-edged sword". second it comes out the holster, blender maneuver. red paste. spin cycle. myself included. nonnegotiable. the SECOND i am frightened WE. ALL. DIE.

molabuddy

does anyone have the pokemon sun and moon(?) screenshot of dialogue options thats like 'i like something i can't mention!' 'i like bad things!'

molabuddy

FOUND IT. how it feels

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ransomnote

we have the privilege of looking at the black parade in hindsight which is why we can confidently say it's a game changing album but i can imagine in 2006 it felt like waking up one day to this going bonkers on limewire

beesmygod

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

this psychic for the rest of his life all because he tried to hit on some dead guy's wife in an elevator

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LIKE "TILL DEATH DO US PART"

Psychic: he says you need a real man. a tangible one. a man visible to the average eye.

thequeeninyellowlace

Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.

dramatic-dolphin

people are so fucking weird about uncontacted tribes/peoples oh my goddddd you are not making it out of the colonialist mindset

dramatic-dolphin

fun fact uncontacted peoples are not ignorant they are fully aware of the "outside world" and are CHOOSING not to have contact because they (rightly) feel it would add no value to their lives and place them in an exploited position. it's voluntary. they are isolated on purpose.

dramatic-dolphin

sentinelese people aren't like some ignorant noble savages, or actual savages who are all about warfare and killing (wildly racist take i see very often), they are literally regular ass fucking people who have seen the exploitation of their neighbors (other andamanese people) AND the massive disease outbreaks caused by contact, and decided they want no part in that. they are literally regular people choosing to survive. that's it.

standwithdaanes

Good resource to start learning about uncontacted peoples:

There are at least 196 uncontacted Indigenous groups living in forests across the globe. Right now, more than 95 percent of uncontacted peop

standwithdaanes

For those in the notes arguing about whether "uncontacted" is the correct term; whether or not it seems the most accurate, it's the term that is being used. "Uncontacted" just means they reject contact with non-Indigenous society, not that they are isolated from all other people or don't know it exists or have never spoken to a white person before. From the link above:

Uncontacted Indigenous peoples reject contact with outsiders, as an active and ongoing choice. Survival International has calculated that there are 196 uncontacted groups worldwide; some of these are entire peoples who are uncontacted – such as the Sentinelese in India. Some uncontacted groups – such as the Ayoreo Totobiegosode in the Paraguayan Chaco or the Amahuaca in Peru – are sub-groups of bigger tribes with whom they share a language and often a territory. All are aware of the outside world, and reject it. They are self-sufficient and resilient. They live independently in forests, sometimes on islands. They resist intrusion, and thrive when their rights are respected. Uncontacted peoples may encounter outsiders sporadically, or not at all. They are aware of neighboring Indigenous peoples, who may be closely or distantly related. The uncontacted Hongana Manyawa in Indonesia have family members who have left the forest, mostly under duress. The uncontacted Pirititi occasionally encounter their contacted Kinja neighbors in the Brazilian Amazon. The Massaco, also in Brazil, were for decades known only by traces in the forest, including booby traps sharpened with rodents' teeth and placed on their hunting trails to warn off outsiders. Uncontacted peoples’ rejection of contact is often rooted in memories of devastating past contact and invasion, which brought violence, epidemics and death. Their denial of contact is a clear expression of their autonomy and self-determination.

At that link you can also check out "Voices from the Edge" which is a collection of interviews mostly with Indigenous people who have been forcibly contacted and whose relatives are still uncontacted.

cupcraft

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

aropride

do u like mine

cupcraft

Oh wow.

cupcraft

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

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greenbloods

right before you have major life commitments is the perfect time to get into a new fandom

arandomocto

oh yeah! I have an artfight! Trying to do as many attacks as there are days in the month but uh- work. You get it. I try to prioritize revenges & attacks on my friends, but I also am open to just. Random acts of violence. Be warned.

An art gifting game

#self rb #YEAH IM OVER HERE. FIGHTING ART.

mysharona1987

#damn they really did sacrifice graham for his ass

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

wtf this is MY timeloop u can't be in here

ailithnight

Yeah, yeah. You said that last loop.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

and I'll say it again get the FUCK OUTTA MY LOOP!!!

nerdyqueerandjewish

My job had a training on AI and I was surprised how honest it was about AI’s limitations and problems, and we spent our activity time finding errors and issues with responses made by AI. But it did beg the question, why would I use this

nerdyqueerandjewish

The trainer was like, think of AI as an intern, student worker, or new coworker! They can do tasks for you, but be sure to carefully check their work.

We just established that this “new coworker” is racist, sexist, and can’t do math - why would I ask for their help??

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thej0ry

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

meshugenist

reblog it

#YEAHHHHHHH #nobody he interacts with is gonna be on tumblr dot com but if they were I’d hit that shit at hypersonic speeds

lastoneout

Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

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