use third han—hmm

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

they’re saying you’re finally going to become a real person like everyone else. they just announced it

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

haven't kept up w/ pokemon but i'm assuming there's a whale type that uses its blowhole to shoot a beam attack of some type, yes? surely?

losing my goddamn mind over "Water Sport the pokemon attack"

“Not affected by snatch”

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

i do not need a man's body to be a man. all I need is to be swift as the coursing river, have all the force of a great typhoon, all the strength of a raging fire AND be mysterious as the dark side of the moon. thank you very much.