use third han—hmm

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

It’s so funny to me that soccer games can end with a score of 0-0 like imagine going to see a soccer game and both teams just run around the field for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing and nobody scores any points and at the end of the 90 minutes they’re like well. Guess that’s that. Great soccer game guys.

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

well bloody hell, just finished Project Hail Mary the book (a week after seeing the film) and it's so interesting to look at the choices they made for the film, to make it less procedural and more Dramatic - but they still managed to keep so much of the book's spirit! it's a very impressive job - in a way they're two different stories but in another way they're not, and it doesn't matter because they're both wonderful