white usamericans when asked how they're doing, will never say "bad". they'll just say "I'm hanging in there" and that is universally understood as them being so so bad. like. no american is happily hanging in there. we don't like the hang.
Not today Justin

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white usamericans when asked how they're doing, will never say "bad". they'll just say "I'm hanging in there" and that is universally understood as them being so so bad. like. no american is happily hanging in there. we don't like the hang.

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Samalamadingdong
EDIT: tiny Sam pngs are in a reblog for all your needs
where is any higher quality version of this image
can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels
now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance
sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be
I love when you read the early implementations of some algorithm and you're like "this makes sense, it seems like a reasonable way to extract truth from the universe". Then you keep reading and it goes "modern implementations represent a significant improvement over the Shit For Brains Method, whose usage is confined to computer scientists cooking eggs on their laptops. This one has the number 9801 as a load bearing part of the algorithm, the guy who came up with it claimed his god gave him the idea."
It really reinforces the theme that reality doesn't care all that much if it makes sense to us.
I like this quote that deals with the same kind of idea

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I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.
Podfic is the ultimate portmanteau btw
Missed that we have net+work -> network, and inter+network -> internetwork -> internet.
2001: a space odyssey found at the scene of the crime (product naming)
[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back
had a dream involving the hermits last night however i remember nothing from it outside of having live-blogged this exact post
A s11 falsesymmetry design! I based in on the cape she wears, and while holding on to the big business there’s a small hint of kelpie based on the statues :]
I think i forgot how to draw 3 times while drawing this

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and we're still at the stage of "gotta adapt to the heat"
attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.
splash him with water he looks distressed from the blow dryer
SOGGED HE AGAIN
AND THERE'S STILL GLITTER
i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself
can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

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Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*
scientists have discovered a planet where bruce springsteen is bisexual
and it's called earth 😌