washed-up grade 9 catboy

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore

love this person knowing enough about baseball to know about the pitch clock and not enough to even approximate the league’s acronym

whats yalls ultimate fave character. like years have passed, interests have come and gone, yet theyre still here. mines ellie williams

does anyone know how to draw. has anyone ever drawn anything ever.

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*