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itwashotwestayedinthewater

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

ultrakillblast

GHOST IN THE SHELL (1995)

marxism-transgenderism

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

marxism-transgenderism

I am not nearly advanced enough to come away from such a maneuver unscathed

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microsff

"Oh! Excuse me," I say as I feel the familiar tug, "I'm being summoned."

I materialise in a pentagram in Hell. I glare at the demon.

"I wish I'd never taught you how to reverse the ritual. I was at a party!"

"We're out of salt liquorice."

"Fine, I'll buy some tomorrow. Now send me back!"

*poof*

whitachi

a few weeks ago I was having an absolutely lovely time out at a bar with a bunch of my friends, and I was quite a bit drunk and a little stoned and had the thought "I would like to be touching one of my friends." So I got up and sat across from a friend, and reached out to take his hands in mine. He took my hands, smiled, and said "honse." and of course I said "honse" in return. and I think that's what life is all about

64mpg

i’m on onion rings right now

64mpg

get me my keys NOW

#pk;m netzach

justspilledcoffee

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101

cute puppy what breed is he

purified-zone

sideways

sunflowerbutch

🥚

crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook

crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook

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coughloop

leopardmask-ao3

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

great-and-small

Now that’s what I call

great-and-small

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

son-of-drogo

I hate this site so much.

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mysillycomics

how to have a sturgeon summer:

1. be quite large

2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river

3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans

4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash just for fun

5. show off them scutes!

you can now enjoy your sturgeon summer

acreaturecalledgreed

incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like

thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now

what is happening

yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that

acreaturecalledgreed

im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"

so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!

acreaturecalledgreed

let me be agonizingly clear

when you call yourself and your friends "chuds"

YOU

ARE

CALLING

YOURSELF

A

NAZI

devotedprism

Wikipedia screenshots for those unwilling or unable to look it up to verify. Article link here(link). Transcriptions are in alt text.

A reminder: "TND" is a Nazi dogwhistle, originating from the phrase "total (n slur) death."

jdragsky

seven part pact, possum creek's newest fantastical ttrpg about seven wizards crushing each other under the pressures of masculinity, is now live on kickstarter!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sjgames/seven-part-pact

this game is for you if you're a sucker for asymmetrical board games, meditations on the way power shapes masculinity, or incredible wizard magic. check it out!

greatcheshire

Did some playtesting for this and it’s truly fun, one of a kind, made for the real magic and mechanics sickos out there

prokopetz

I knew a lot of folks who subscribe to the "Rules are Toys" school of tabletop RPG design follow this blog, and if you're one of them, this one may be of interest to you.

anonyymoose

stage 1 of liking media: yeah this thing is pretty good!

stage 2 of liking media: haha remember when blorbo bleepus did that thing that was so funny

stage 3 of liking media: huh this one song is kind of blorbo bleepus… if you think about this other song is also kind of blorbo bleepus

stage 4 of liking media: blorbo bleepus is really interesting… here’s a sensible analysis post

stage 5 of liking media: FUCK. THE CHARACTER. THE CHARACTER IM HAVING A CHARACTER ATTACK

stage 6 of liking media: well let’s see what ao3 has to offer!

stage 7 of liking media: everything goes on my character playlist. this song with no lyrics is about blorbo bleepus exploding a building and looking really cool. if this lyric was an entirely different sentence it would fit perfectly

stage 8 of liking media: who wants to hear about these characters new pronouns and mobility aids

yoshidinosaur

yoshi do you think it will all be ok

I try my best every day. I like to have new adventures every day. Sometimes those adventures are lots of fun! Sometimes those adventures aren't very fun. I think that's ok. There's new ones all the time.

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leo-leaper

through the power of blorbo time travel i can beat my mom

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athelind

Beautiful and kind, check. Looks like butter, sure.

But let's not overlook the elegant engineering of the soap dish itself: that graceful stem is positioned to let water drain out of the dish, avoiding the issue of "soap soup" that most soap dishes accumulate.

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