washed-up grade 9 catboy

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

my 12 year brother is talking to his friend on the phone and trying to arrange plans to go over to his house this afternoon and was saying that our dad could drop him off maybe and i just heard him say "well i could maybe come over earlier but my dad is busy sharpening his scythe"

muffled voice coming from the phone speakers: how long till the scythe is sharp

Wizard Tip #2: Trans Your Gender

trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

“It’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing” I’m in love

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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The people of Jata hold to a strange custom, whereby anyone who wishes may step forward to claim the throne after a monarch’s death. But few do, for aspirants must demonstrate their courage and unwavering conviction in their claim by placing their hand in the jaws of a great cat kept specially for this purpose, known as the lion of succession.

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[ID: A tweet from merton @/mertonesque reading "protestants think that pleasure is bad while catholics think that suffering is good. subtle distinction." End ID.]

Whatever else one can say about Tolkien, deciding to resolve accidentally using the same elf name twice by going "actually, it's the same guy; yeah, he just walked back to Middle-Earth from the afterlife – in fact, all elves can technically do that, but he's the only one who did" was kind of a move.

this is also what happened with the various Hollywood Chrises