washed-up grade 9 catboy

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

Manager what happens if I drink the sinister potion

i know but i won’t tell you

one of my favorite sins is to use a word incorrectly because i want to. very few things should be described as happening amidships but that number of things does not correspond to the number of times i will be using it

An analysis of posting trends on Tumblr suggests that the ideal form of the visual novel is a semi-linear murder mystery whose gameplay consists of solving middle-school "who lives in the blue house?" style verbal logic puzzles, except every time you guess wrong a mean bisexual MILF makes fun of you.

It's tremendously annoying that this is the version of the post that trended because Umineko has essentially none of the described features.

You're not wrong, but the image it conjures of a proper Ushiromiya Battler Studies for the LSAT spinoff is just too compelling

you can't say "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" on a poll with a 60/40 split. that's hydrogen bomb vs regular bomb

Pipe bomb versus somewhat smaller pipe bomb.

Hydrogen baby va coughing bomb

Two bombs, both alike in dignity, in fair tumblr, where we lay our scene

Going on a blind date with a robot and you're sitting at a wonderful little cafe tucked away behind a narrow street. She says she's gonna be a little late. "Traffic?" You ask. "Sort of," she replies. A while later she carefully, yet loudly, scooches her way through the street and into view. You'd assumed the 1500cm on her dating profile had been a typo.

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

there should be a magic card called polymerize

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

The literal shadow hanging over my submissions box after Deltarune Chapter 5, dog, its so over.

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back