Trash into Treasure, Girl

do u think if a girl tells u "ugh my vibrator died" she's flirting or is that also a normal thing to tell ur friends

this woman is a disaster. for some reason (unknown to me, i don't ask too many questions about her more or less unhinged choices), she was on the interstate at 3am and got stuck behind a wrecked 18wheeler for 4 hours.

every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

they can’t stop you from being an insane perverted depressed dyke . come with me

Could it be more queer?

(To my personal assistant) Increase the sea salted wolverine’s budget

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

sorry that was meant for the tags

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now