“I asked chat GPT” yeah we can tell

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

everything is a reference when you're crazy

y’all gotta stop throwing h*rt and fleury’s name in the same sentence idc about the stats. fleury and his team went against the nhl to support indigenous people like his wife. h*rt and his team used public funds to cover up a gang r*pe. stop playing in my fucking face

I could never wear any of those dumb “I hope both teams have fun” shirts because no I hope my team wins by 30 and the other team explodes on the field