She Big on my Sword till i Lady

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

We are never making it out of the androcentrism mines so long as you fandom people refuse to examine your own biases

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

i mean average sized bomb

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

no matter how hard i try, nothing i write will ever be as fucked up as the stuff somebody who thinks they're creating a Wholesome AU with unexamined beliefs will make.

the delicate art of cracking someone's egg honestly has a lot of parallels to trying to help a friend who you think might be in an abusive relationship

the egg prime directive is stupid as fuck because yes, you don't just assume based on incomplete information that your friend is in an abusive relationship and then try to force them out of it, but you don't just fucking do nothing either. you have to employ finesse

when people who want to be vaguely progressive say 'nature' all secular style but it's painfully obvious they mean 'god' while thinking they don't mean god

"natural behaviour" "the natural body" "nature intended" "nature created" no da fuck it didn't

“Culture tends to argue that it forbids only that which is unnatural. But from a biological perspective, nothing is unnatural. Whatever is possible is by definition also natural. A truly unnatural behaviour, one that goes against the laws of nature, simply cannot exist, so it would need no prohibition.” - Yuval Noah Harari

it's tomboy tuesday

I’M FUCKING WHEEZING how am i supposed to live my life after reading this post knowing these people are out there somewhere

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

transmascs get a 20% smaller muffin btw. just saying....

1- I'm not misogynist 2- If you keep complaining "why do you always make it about you", stop excluding trans boys. We will only ask for representation while we keep being excluded. I am tired of all trans media be always about women, trans women are nice, i get it, they suffer, but we also suffer. We also suffer, the difference is that you gals forget how excluded we are. This isn't a battle of who suffers the most and whos the biggest victim, it's just that, we should fight for each other's rights, and if you're so mad at me fighting for the visibility of the transmascs and the nonbinaries, YOU are the problem.

You came into a post EXPLICITLY ABOUT TRANS WOMEN and decided to start whining because it wasn't about you, you are a transmisogynist go make your own fucking comic if you so desperately need it to be about you

lmao??? you keep twisting everything I say. The tag is literally 'trans issues" not "trans women issues" but I guess the world revolves around trans women because the only trans people existing are women. lmao go touch some grass and learn how to interpret text. You're arguing with a 15 year old.

How about we stop pointing our teeth at each other and get the crusty old motherfuckers on top? Our struggles are different but they have a common cause.

How about you stop putting TERFs and other transmisogynists on the same level as trans women? How about you stop framing trans women as just as bad as the chauvinists who want to kill and/or rape them? How about you go to hell?

Saying this shit to a 15 year old while also having "protect trans kids" as your blog name is WILDLY comical