Sygdom's sideblog!

*feverishly* fetch me images of the Character. Posthaste.

i like a character who follows all of the rules their whole life and then ends up with big fucking nothing except their own self righteous #coping because the rules arent actually good for them or for anybody else

they should make a new type of like button called the sad like for when your mutual is suffering agonies

@i-like-reblog-maps I heard you like large maps ^⁠_⁠^

Didn't realise it was a reblog map at first,thought somebody was drawing the visual effect that accompanies casting Testicular Torsion.

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

Ants are always like oh shiit you have a thing? You left your Thing there i've always wanted that. And can all my friends come also

there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha

Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.