*completely missing where the pulse is* I think this chap is dead

Oh you should for sure pick that up

Ancient Mesopotamian steampunk guy wearing a hat with a bunch of levers and inclined planes stuck to it.

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

fuck like a green onion

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?