SLUT CEMETERY

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

Yeah but i feel like i would get lonely without the torturer coming in here and doing those horrible things to me

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

r/datingadvice whyare women always saying things to me like “the world you live in is long dead & no one wants to join you there”

quit eating nuggets with the puppets and come smoke cigarettes with marionettes

The year is, 2043... " "Leftoids" took over the world now instead of Male and Female bathrooms theres, Twink and Normal. Every house on earth has a sauna... Skeletons walk the earth and try to strangle you . And worst of all, 9/11 happened again

Drinking a whole bottle of white wine or rosè in one sitting means you’re a fun and flirty young woman. Drinking a whole bottle of red wine in one sitting means you’re severely mentally ill.

investigate mausoleum lightning theory

natural(?) phenomenon that occurs when dead bodies are kept in close proximity - but why?

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

play stupid games win aweswome toys