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getting married today

not receiving enough blood offerings tbh. what use are minions if they don't bleed for u

i am so happy

"Better Call Gaul" is the story of Rome's most slippery aristocrat. As Germanic tribes mass along the borders, he sees not a threat but an opportunity. Through backroom deals, bribed guards, and carefully engineered chaos, he discovers that the fastest way to power is helping Rome lose.

What If You Turned Into A Bug And Your Cousin Had To Kill You To Save The World 🤔 #Dream

they hate me for my slut waist and recurring self harming behavior

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

i was turning in my mind the idea of jeans

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

(trying to explain parents to someone that’s never heard of them before) basically they get to torture you when you’re small and you get to torture them when they’re old