it's sb

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

you’re right that was important

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

i highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame

Seconding. I didn't realise spouse had been flirting with me AFTER A SOLID WEEK OF TALKING ONLINE NON-STOP when they explicitly asked if I wanted to go on a date

No Noise November, everybody stfu next month

One of my favorite things about loving someone or developing a closeness or fondness towards someone is also loving and developing a fondness for the things they care about. When you learn to see the world in a new way, or you learn to appreciate the things you’ve previously overlooked, or they become your excuse to get into an interest you always thought was cool but thought you didn’t have time for. When a connection makes your world bigger and warmer and fuller and more beautiful.

you should be fucking the most thematically significant person in your life

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

a relationship should be fifty-fifty. She lays me gently in the cold dark earth and I crawl home to her.

my wife is struggling with her gardening and i go outside and ask is this guy bothering you and start punching the dirt