be good

oooooh i got plany of disk space

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

i hope i never get described as gormless. i couldn't ever fathom being without my gorm

Tell me how I'm supposed to focus on "important things" when sumer is icumen in lhude sing cuccu groweþ sed and bloweþ med and springþ þe wde nu sing cuccu sing cuccu

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

otium stroll in the morning i turn the forum urbisexual. tailored toga and cucci sandals. curls so flawless they make maecenas look bucolic. on the hunt for senatorial milfs

damn girl nice chitinous exoskeleton (<- CLEARLY JEALOUS)

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

never stop bisexualing