be good

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

never stop bisexualing

hey, does anyone know if tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day, or if it's like. a bank holiday.

They found a fossilized neanderthal dream in a hollow stump in Poland. And yes, it can be fermented into alcohol to gain his cave memories.

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

Ötzi the icemans' murderer could still be out there. We just don't know.

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

I love the moon!!!! she follows me everywhere to make sure I’m safe

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

many beautiful women named Violation Notice are constantly trying to contact me on Pinterest. on account of my superior scrapbooking skills.

When asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?" 89% of children ages 6-18 responded 'warrior-poet'. The remaining 11% was some other boring shit

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

in the club straight up pondering it. and by it. heh. well lets just say… oinochoe

i forgive every evil woman in fiction

I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again

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