you learn how to settle for what you get

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

I'm happy regardless of Armand being Alice or not because even if I really like the Alicemand theory I also love the idea of Daniel cheating on both of his wives and anyone else he tries to have a relationship with because he always returns to Armand. I love Daniel being a deadbeat cheater because he chooses Armand again and again. Love cheating and infidelity in devil's minion, love Armand and Daniel being each other's secret guilty pleasure and the one they can't ever quit no matter how much they try to.

"omg i LOVE it when love between characters is so strong it overrides the boundaries of flesh and selfhood, merging them into some sort of (un)holy chimera" — person who's uncomfortable with the idea of permanently sharing a bedroom with someone else

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones