Queer Feminist Bitch

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.

Chosen.

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous. 

I’ve actually asked Republicans why they’re against feeding children.  They believe the kids are hungry because their parents aren’t working hard enough.  Republicans think people will work harder if their children are hungry.  In other words, they believe it’s okay to TORTURE CHILDREN to get their parents to do what they want. 

re-reblogging because THAT’S SOME SOCIOPATHIC SHIT

Rent is 12,000 dollars

Talk shit get hit.

best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.

Concept: it’s been five years since we got married. I’m finally starting to excel in my dream career. We both make enough money to thrive. Our house isn’t huge, but it’s perfect for us and our animals. We sprawl out on the couch together. I’m reading, and you’re playing video games. When I look at you, all I can do is smile and run my thumb across your fingers. We did it. This is all I could ever ask for.

BITCH THAT FUCKING SECOND ONE

Ay man we lookin at them dark eyes like are you ok cauuuusseeeeee

It’s all the stress from you demons that cause the dark eyes

Get it aunt sue!

This is how I’m trying to be the minute I turn 40

I feel like I’m already at least five of the items on this list

i think everyone in england is just voice acting or something i dont think people actually sound like that

hey op can I politely ask which country you’re from?

peppa pig boutta say something racist

Repressed it until now! Thanks!