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moe anime girls are brachycephalic that’s why they make those shallow snuffly snorty breathing sounds when they get excited or do any kind of physical activity
I’m watching Clannad and the moe brachycephalic hypothesis could also explain why the girls have such dazed movements, slow soft voices, and glazed over eyes. They just aren’t getting enough oxygen to their brain.
selective breeding has rendered moes biological abominations
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omfg a lizard is in our freezer and i dont know how it got there
i'll try to find a way to remove and thaw it and free it
That's so rude! You can't just move him that's his home!
ITS FROZEN
@mango-pickle : im a pessimist too and yes it moved its leg earlier to its the garage thawing 👀
@hermionemonica its the WHAT
i named him Allan
THE AVATAR
HE LIVES
A hundred years passed and JV discovered the new Avatar, a lizard named Allan.
oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this
what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)
0, 1, or 2
3
4 or 5
6
7, 8, or 9
there really is an incredible intimacy in killing in greek tragedy. it’s so often the people who are closest to each other, the people who love each other most, who kill each other. of course agamemnon kills his daughter, his oldest child, and is killed by his wife and then his son kills his mother as she faces him and bares the breast that suckled him. megara and her children die at the hands of her husband heracles who then in turn is killed by his wife deianira. agave and medea kill their sons with their own hands. theseus condemns his son to die and creon his niece. and so many die at the most familiar hands of all, their own, antigone and haemon and eurydice and deianira and jocasta and phaedra and ajax.
tecmessa referring to ajax bleeding ἀπ᾽ οἰκείας σφαγῆς, “from intimate slaughter”, using an adjective that literally denotes something belonging to one’s own household– an οἰκεῖος is a family member and οἰκεῖα are domestic affairs. death is supposed to come from far away, from outside the house, but instead it is coming from within.
Three Vibes.
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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo
i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Good Job.
#this post gets me every time
It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been
do you think no one else has time travel
Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.
#surprise reblog!!
STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!
YOU CAN STOP.
wow if only you had a time machine
The spy chasing me throws a tracking device at my car. The throw is perfectly timed and the small, round device hits the bumper perfectly flush. However, since the tracker is magnetic and my shitty car is plastic, it bounces off
The spy is following me as I walk down the street. I bob in and out of shops. Pause and accelerate my pace randomly. Stop to tie my shoe so he loses sight of me. I stay perfectly out of his reach. This is all due to being sleep deprived, confused, hungry, and lost
The spy freezes my bank account. I do not notice for three weeks and only because Netflix sends me an email about non-payment
The spy chasing me does a stakeout at my house. After 4 days of trying to match my sleeping pattern he has to call HQ for backup
What did you do that requires a spy to follow you so thoroughly?
Honestly I have no idea. My best guess is that it's a misunderstanding
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my soft and comfortable mama
ID: a baby tiger laying on an adult tiger’s arm. The baby tiger looks content. End ID.
Redbull gives you wings
Cute!
Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.
It was a global problem
Yeah, for a while there was like a 3-in-7 chance that any random monk you saw walking around was four or five foxes in a set of monastic robes.
A crossover of Spy x Family and Batman I made by photoshopping different panels together. I hope you enjoy
@mothman-etd !!!!
Amazing
hello i like you a lot, do you like me too? [ ] yes
[ ] no
ps. ignore the foul homunculus i brought into being to deliver this message, i am a little shy. this is the wizard from spanish class (you know the one)
*marks the paper yes without reading the ps. I am now dating your homunculus*
dear diary,
it fucking happened again.
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just saw a post that said "I just reduced a dog to its base components (dog powder, binding reagent) with alchemical techniques." is this a real/popular belief within alchemy? who came up with it?
No. Alchemists did not believe that there was a fundamental "Dog Substance" which defined a dog. They believed that dogs existed in the Formal sense, and that matter yearns for forms. In the sense that water flows downhill, matter flows towards form and takes the shape of bodies.
The elements of earth, air, water, and fire, would occasionally find themselves mixed in the shape of a dog, but there was no Dog Essence. Dogness was not something that could be distilled from a substance.
Once you hit th 7th century, alchemical literature incorporates a lot more biological material. Zosimos and Olympiodorus had plenty of eggshells and dung-baths, but around the Jabirian corpus you start to see alchemists get a better sense for just how complex biological matter is.
Jabirian writers occasionally conceived of substances in terms of spelling. In the sense that the word "Dog" is made of one part D, one part O, and one part G, and assembled by Allah in a particular order to create the form known as a Dog.
So while there is no "Dog Essence" there is a "Dog Ratio" and a "Dog Operation".
If we're being 100% honest with ourselves as game designers, we've gotta admit that this notion that "story focus" means making the GM do all the work is not a bugbear that's unique to the Dungeons & Dragons fandom. Think of how many self-identified "story focused" indie RPGs you've bumped into that have a great deal to say leading up to the point of rolling the dice, but once the dice have actually been rolled and the time has come to interpret what those results mean, those same rules that were so keen on procedural rigour just moments ago simply shrug and go "I dunno, have the GM make something up?"
(It's especially stark when a game clearly thinks it's pushing back against the GM-as-the-narrative's-babysitter ethos, but its design tells a different story. "The GM is a fellow player and should be treated as such" my guy, rules are toys. They're made of procedures rather than plastic, but they're toys all the same. How are you gonna insist that the GM be treated as a fellow player, then turn around and tell them they're not allowed to have any toys to play with?)
Now I want to see someone do it the other way around where a game is completely freeform and/or GM-driven until the dice hit the table, accidentally or otherwise (maybe you have to slowly stack them in play or tossing them from hand to hand or whatever, so it's not totally freeform), at which point everyone at the table reads in chorus or otherwise enacts the relevant table entry. Entries could be * magic 8-ball stuff like "but it was not to be," "alas that the worm of wickedness grows in every heart," "we would come to regret that once-perfect-seeming day," ... huh, interesting, it's harder to make positive ones work, because negating what just happened inherits its information density but confirming it only adds whatever information the confirmation brings? I guess you could try a set of swerves like "but, what was that appearing to the west?" "there is something that is red." "the scene dissolves in flowers," ... OH! You could have a list of illustrious daemons who bring certain influences to things, I guess that's just the standard tarot-based resolution just with daemons though.
* bits of setting information from a large table like "one must always remember that the wombat is a collector of the human teeth," "below the world, the specters still remain,"or whatnot.
* encouragement to pretend that playing an RPG is like gathering as a bunch of mysterious robed figures to worship the ineffable, like "together we contemplate the shared imaginary space," "we are the storytellers. The world is our story," "this too is in the nature of the game," "and then and then and then and then:"
* the game playing a game with you "oh my look at the time. Oh my look at the time. Oh my look at the time," "and yet this too was someone's fetish," "and we did not touch the dice again," "was it murder, or simply ... the roleplaying of death?," "alas it seems the game has only just begun," "please let me go I am trapped in the chorus of your voices," and so forth.
* party game stuff
I'm reminded of Itras By, a Norwegian surrealist RPG whose conflict resolution mechanics involve a custom deck of cards with outcomes including:
The power of love triumphs.
You prove to have something useful in your pocket.
Rewind time by a few seconds; whatever just happened to prompt you to draw this card, the exact opposite happens instead.
Reality splits, and each other player narrates a different possible outcome, which you experience; when normality reasserts itself, you decide which one "really" happened.
Flash forward to your character giving a press conference interview about what happened next, with the other players acting as reporters; when the interview is over, resume where you left off.
It's mostly your observation that it's harder to make positive outcomes bring anything new to the table that twigged my memory, because some of these put fun twists on the "yes, and" outcome by throwing in potentially awkward stipulations. "You succeed" is prosaic, but "you triumph through the power of love" or "something you happen to have in your pocket wins the day" may require some explaining!
