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New standee I'm making ^^ Looking back on their time together as boys <3

#Witch hat

midnights-dragon

not to be a wet blanket tonight or anything but also. brimhat x librarian agoco doesn’t compel me…….. like. the Agott who is a librarian is fundamentally different than Canon Agott bc she has not had to contend with failure in the same way. Agott as a character is someone who (especially in the early chapters) is trying as hard as she possibly can to follow The Rules because she has learned that following the rules keeps her safe and ALSO that any failure will result in extreme consequences. And based on what we have In Canon of the inner workings of Higher Witch Society there’s an INSANE amount of nepotism happening in there and a lot of also gossip politics and. I love Agott but she’s the kind of person to tell you to your face that your idea is dumb. An Agott who ISNT in Arklaum isn’t going to get a librarianship and an Agott who IS an Arklaum is fundamentally invested in Witch Society Laws in ways Canon Agott isn’t (has social power etc) and straight up Wouldn’t hang with a brimhat. she would be a massive square.

similarly brimhat!coco is. okay very obviously different mindset than canon coco. Because. brimhat.

#I feel like the Brimhat part is obvious but. Ugh.#Idk. I’m just not crazy about enemies to lovers.#witch hat #agoco #Agott!!!#witch hat atelier #Agott

like. do you not think a massive government conspiracy to make young adults beautiful shallow and Manufactured Stupid would know if FALLING IN FUCKING LOVE could placebo-heal their brain lesion-based control system. I get that Tally is the main character of the universe but like there’s no fucking way ANYONES relationship is that special. Also like wouldn’t. wouldnt you want to have brain lesions that couldn’t accident placebo heal. Like. hey???

#Not done. Actually.#this has actually driven me insane for years. Like the way this book is CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED BTW.#ouuuuughhhmy god.#like. Not to be full of myself but I do think I’m. a better writer. than mr. westerfeld. bc I would NOT have written THAT SHIT #I feel like everyone’s seen enough power of love shit that my antilovemagic agenda isn’t mysterious but. In case you wondered whence it cam #THIS IS WHERE.#other published authors I think I’m better than are sjm (yes I have read her work yes I DO think it sucks) and patterson. read NINE of his.#like I can frankly say. yeah I DO know what a plot is. Unlike. James fucking Patterson.#Like it’s kind of a low bar tbh. if you know how to pace your works then you’re also better than. both of them.

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like okay yeah body positivity in 2006 really was that bad but also BRAIN LESIONS. come ON.

#Okay I’ll stop #but like. I am so glad that the media landscape (books and publishing) has diversified in the past 20 years. Holy fuck #I can read well written books with queer and aromantic characters now. Easily.

anyways earlier I realized that weho stands for WEst HOllywood and not some Specifc Club or whatever. For years I’ve thought it was like. gay waffle house.

like if it were anything less egregious than MAGICALLY HEALING YOUR BRAIN LESIONS with THE POWER OF FUCKING LOVE I GUESS as THE LITERAL ACTUAL CLIMAX like. Even if you healed your brain lesions through idk amateur surgery at some point in the middle. sure okay. Whatever. It’s a book I get it. BUT THE ENTIRE BOOK. THE ENTIRE PLOT HINGES ON THIS SHIT. IN SCIENCE FUCKING FICTION. either admit it’s scifi/fantasy or get the fuck out. healing brain lesions though love my fucking ASS.

#sometimes a book you read many many years ago returns. to cause psychic damage.#I’d have to reread uglies to really rip into it and frankly I don’t give enough fucks but. God.#BRAIN. LESIONS.

like I just think if you send a book where the climax is ‘and I cured my SURGICALLY INFLICTED MEMORY REMOVING brain lesions with the power of love 💖 ✨’ I think your editor should be like. Did you not fucking say that this is supposed to be SCIENCE fiction. Try again.

#LIKE. I AM NOT SHITTING YOU THAT IS THE CLIMAX OF PRETTIES BY SCOTT WESTERFELD.#ITS SO BAD. ITS SOOOOOO BAD.

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anyways the thing about Scott westerfield is that frankly if he’d managed to be like a LITTLE bit less sexist with it I do think the uglies series really could have been something. Or if he’d perhaps developed the world a little more or. Understood. the systems at play in 00s skinny culture. or any feminist movement ever at all.

instead we have what feels like a particularly mean-spirited book series where an ACTUAL PLOT POINT is that falling in love fixes your ACTUAL LITERAL BRAIN LESIONS. no the fuck it does NOT. like I shit you not this is the actual climactic plot point of the second book is that The Boy is dying from Brain Eating Amoeba bc they shared one each of the two-pill cure for Brain Lesions and the girl was ~healed by True Love~ or whatever the fuck. Right before she’d kidnapped to be turned into special forces or whatever. No I didn’t keep reading bc I felt like Love Cures Brain Lesions is a dumb enough plot point that it was all I needed to know about the enjoyability of the rest of the series.

like. At this point. PLEASE just write a new main character this shit is 1. forced 2. incoherent 3. dumb as fuck. Both on her part and on the part of the spooky government institution or whatever.

magpiesbones

I also feel like it’s particularly unfriendly to disability bc like. Oh if you haven’t cured your every problem maybe you’re not adhering to heteronormativity hard enough!! Maybe you haven’t met the guy who will give you deus ex machina self-healing powers yet!! Are you fucking for real.

and the ‘enlightened’ off-grid society is all about Hard Work and Using Your Hands unlike those city snobs and. I frankly find him insufferable

#Ohhhhh look at me I think you can pull yourself up by your bootstraps out of BRAIN LESIONS and DISABILITY #sorry I thought about uglies again and then I remembered THE WORST FUCKING PLOT TSIWST I HAVE EVER READ.#AND IVE READ ALL NINE BOOKS OF MAXIMUM RIDE COVER. TO. COVER. THIS DOES TOP THE MAX PREGNANCY TWIST. BC ITS FUCKING STUPID.

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anyways the thing about Scott westerfield is that frankly if he’d managed to be like a LITTLE bit less sexist with it I do think the uglies series really could have been something. Or if he’d perhaps developed the world a little more or. Understood. the systems at play in 00s skinny culture. or any feminist movement ever at all.

instead we have what feels like a particularly mean-spirited book series where an ACTUAL PLOT POINT is that falling in love fixes your ACTUAL LITERAL BRAIN LESIONS. no the fuck it does NOT. like I shit you not this is the actual climactic plot point of the second book is that The Boy is dying from Brain Eating Amoeba bc they shared one each of the two-pill cure for Brain Lesions and the girl was ~healed by True Love~ or whatever the fuck. Right before she’d kidnapped to be turned into special forces or whatever. No I didn’t keep reading bc I felt like Love Cures Brain Lesions is a dumb enough plot point that it was all I needed to know about the enjoyability of the rest of the series.

like. At this point. PLEASE just write a new main character this shit is 1. forced 2. incoherent 3. dumb as fuck. Both on her part and on the part of the spooky government institution or whatever.

#Like the first book is like. Okay. You’re taking A Stand against what you see as an evil in society. Bog standard YA from 2014.#Second book. Dude what. Dude. Dude WHAT the FUCK are these authorial choices. Stop it stop it stop it what are you DOING.#I have never since read anything Scott westerfeld has written because it was so fucking stupid.#to tag or not to tag. yeah okay no

cryptotheism

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

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jdebbiel

The girl with the dragon boy

Prints available from June 2-10

mayasaura

you’re the biggest tlt posting account I know so uhh heads up there’s a bot farm running a discord scam in ao3 comments in specifically the tlt fandom. They offer ‘sequential art adaptations’ of your fic on discord and they come from actual signed-in accounts that. just have to get reported I guess. I’ve been reporting them for commercial services but I’ve gotten three so far on my latest fic that I’ve had to keep deleting and reporting.

Thanks for the heads up!

New scam going around, tombies. Stay safe out there.

swordrogue

Oh my god I've also been getting these! They start out like legit comments, generated by a bot using your tags and stuff, and then offer their services as a comic artist with a sketchy discord or email link. What's new is that these are actually registered users, I guess because Ao3 going off beta means anyone can easily sign up now? But if you go to the profile it will be brand new with no works of their own.

report the profile as spam. This is a violation of TOS and all three I've reported were removed almost immediately so far

2. delete the comment from your fic <3

3. block the profile.

Ironically, I've been getting these on a very repetitive time loop-adjacent fic, so now it's a meta layer of additional evil time loop hell just for me! 10/10 would not recommend 🔥💀🔥🔥🫠👍🔥💀

mayasaura

Thanks for the extra info! <3 And I'm sorry this is happening to you. :(

Everyone go review your favorite tlt fics. We can't let the bot scammers get our writers down

hug-kiss-marry-kill

I've seen some concerning amount of scam bots/Discord art commission scam comments left on fanfiction I'm reading lately and I haven't seen anyone talking about it

You don't need to be the author to get rid of these comments if you see them. You can simply link the scam account as what you are reporting and link the fanfiction in the description of your report

So if you see one, yes, you can report them this way

#These assholes are all over the locked tomb fandom rn ive gotten TWO OF THESE on my tlt fic and ONLY my tlt fic #Anyways. You CAN get them. You can get them for commercial services even if you don’t have proof they’re a bot #I’ve just been reporting the account that leaves them and blocking the comment.

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emkini

happy pride. witch hat sketches I made to avoid homework go

#Witch hat #agoco

rabbiteclair

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

#Wish it loved the game a little bit less tbh

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