House Aim: Tea and Madness

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Potatoes, while obviously the single most lifegiving crop in human history, have gotten a bit of an unfair rap in the media. Be it because of carbohydrates, not enough greenery, or the fact that everyone only eats them fried to a crisp in oil and heavily salted, it seems like there is always a chance for our so-called "truth tellers" to deliver a slam to the noble spud.

Of course, improving your mood will require cooking a potato. Eating them raw does not seem to make me feel any better. And that can be difficult, if you are already feeling pretty terrible. That's why I think we should replace the police with people who hand out a baked potato. They could have like a little oven or something with them and when you want one, you get one.

Now, now, I hear a lot of you saying: oh, but then who will arrest the criminals? That's scarcity thinking. There'll be no criminals anymore. If you're feeling like you might want to rob a bank, it's possible that you just need a baked potato. With chives, little sour cream, bacon bits? Any nearby Potato Officer will provide, and then you can go right back to having a productive life, doing some kind of weird hobby instead of threatening to shoot a bunch of people unless they give you money that you would just use to buy potatoes anyway.

@aimofdestiny

Bag to average backpack comparison...

You're getting 1 maybe 2 full bags in there.

Oh, no, What I was calling silly was the idea that one could get 8 (of those) bags worth of groceries into a single backpack. Or walk home with 8 of our flimsy bags and expect to get everything home intact. It can be a challenge to get them out the door intact. I wasn't really pointing it specifically at people in the EU and I didn't mean it in a contested way.

@aimofdestiny

Bag to average backpack comparison...

You're getting 1 maybe 2 full bags in there.

May I present the best apple:

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we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)

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