I think about him often. Where is he now? Does he take commissions? Who was he? Is he still drawing? Is he single? I feel like Cinderella with no slippers.

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

sorry I don't trust phones so I'll instead send you a series of polaroids in a manila envelope that depict me "nutting". I'll also pack a cassette tape that includes the sound

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

if something happened would you want it to stop or continue

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

the yapture