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Punching Him Thursday

oh i can’t fucking believe this. the gods—they smote me. just smited me out of the blue. i’ve been smit. they gave me absolutely no warning before smating me. smoted my guts all over the place. with thunderbolts and everything. absolutely smurted me

linguists and philosophers don’t know how this word works really

"Whats your favorite bird?" "Oh, chickens" "Those aren't birds haha" ??????????????????????????????????????

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

what kind of music do you suppose is playing in that empty head? put your answer in the notes :3

holy shit. that's it. that's literally it. i've known this cat for 8 years, she saved my life, and i think this is literally exactly the sound that echoes through her empty little peanut skull. i love you so much

around 5:16 btw if anybody wants to skip to it