autothots, roll out

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

What does hate fuck mean ?

when hate someone so much you fuck them

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain