If you’re ever feeling down, just pull up google maps, zoom in on England and start looking at all the place names.

there are so many greek letters, many possibilities for inaccurate werewolf packs

*my* mate is actually an upsilon male, which means he is dominant enough to write one star reviews on yelp but not dominant enough to kill wasps with a rolled up magazine. he can wrap Christmas gifts but cannot touch ribbons because of his male energy

I’m so glad that these people are raising their heart rates over this, I hope it does permanent damage.

i need at least 10 anthropologists on this asap

embracing my god complex by changing my pronouns from he/him to He/Him

Bread Instagram is INSANE

This guy says it has a “light and airy crumb” YEAH ILL BET!

things are going to be difficult. But you

are going to be difficulter

thats the spirit!!!!! be a problem to your problems!!!!!!!!! mark your territory! !!!!!!!

olympic level coping in the notes

Ive never solved a rubicks cube its fine. Im fine. Im happy and I will live a long and peaceful and prosperous life.

homosexual? oh no, you misheard me. i’m homersexual. im only attracted to the abstract concept of a collection of oral poets who can recite thousands of lines about the rage of achilles and the journeys of odysseus from memory

Oh thank God I thought you meant Simpsons porn

one fear