♡May the Power of the Dragon Guide You♡

why don’t YOU try making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while under constant psychic attack by invisible demons

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything