♡May the Power of the Dragon Guide You♡

Gonna draw pokemon in panties.

*Spinda

you can still radiate light if you’re sad. you can still be kind and soft-hearted if you’re a bit cynical. you don’t need to be the happiest person to make someone else’s day better.

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

the way that hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby has been interpreted in the present day to mean a very strong opponent vs a very weak opponent has always intrigued us ..... we were under the impression that the original joke was that the coughing baby was on equal footing with the hydrogen bomb , in the competition: who is the loudest .... its Fascinating..

im only attracted to worthy opponents

i could totally take a hexbug in a fight

Bites into burger Hmmm this tastes like ash Looks at hands Covered in ash Looks around All is ashes A pitiless waste Resume eating

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*

their eyes are BROWN they are not hazel they are not amber they are BROWN say it with me now

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I don’t know what exactly peaked with the Madden Giferator, but I do miss it.

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive