♡May the Power of the Dragon Guide You♡

Bites into burger Hmmm this tastes like ash Looks at hands Covered in ash Looks around All is ashes A pitiless waste Resume eating

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*

their eyes are BROWN they are not hazel they are not amber they are BROWN say it with me now

Quality blog content right here folks

I don’t know what exactly peaked with the Madden Giferator, but I do miss it.

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

No… not the serum *I start slowly and horribly transforming into an unspoiled wetland*

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.