♡May the Power of the Dragon Guide You♡

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

In 2026 they're gonna invent spiral eyes for real

yes that fifteen-year-old has just said something remarkably dumb and socially ill-informed but I can tell you for 100% certain that publicly shaming them to your peer groups of people mostly aged twenty-five and up will do nothing but make all aspects of the situation immediately ten thousand times worse in every conceivable way

Evil wizard tries to take over my mind but all he finds is circus music. And unending terrors.

Some sort of scary creature just ripped leon kennedys buttcherks clean off.

Gonna draw pokemon in panties.

*Spinda

you can still radiate light if you’re sad. you can still be kind and soft-hearted if you’re a bit cynical. you don’t need to be the happiest person to make someone else’s day better.

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

the way that hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby has been interpreted in the present day to mean a very strong opponent vs a very weak opponent has always intrigued us ..... we were under the impression that the original joke was that the coughing baby was on equal footing with the hydrogen bomb , in the competition: who is the loudest .... its Fascinating..

im only attracted to worthy opponents

i could totally take a hexbug in a fight

Bites into burger Hmmm this tastes like ash Looks at hands Covered in ash Looks around All is ashes A pitiless waste Resume eating