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I am not cursed

it is normal to have a resting heart rate of 150

I am not being hunted for sport

my team knows how to play hockey

I am not cursed

Ilya, obviously, 100% knows that Marleau is at least a little bi, maybe a Kinsey 1 or 2? But he just sort of doesn't have the heart to break it to Marleau because he knows Marleau will have a whole crisis about it and Ilya doesn't have time for all of that rn. Also Ilya absolutely does not want to Awaken Marleau because if Marleau realizes that he likes Ilya then Ilya might have to deal with that and one extremely stressful and confusing secret affair with another hockey player is enough for him thank you!!!

This only comes up when Marleau comes out with the Ottawa guys after a Boston-Ottawa game post-TLG, and whilst drunk mentions the threesome thing and maybe the kissing thing while everyone else slowly exchanges extremely wide-eyed looks across the table.

Shane is incredibly displeased about literally all of this. It's Shane who eventually loses his patience and makes some crack about Marleau being in love with his husband (careful emphasis on his!!!! and husband!!!!) and Marleau goes. Oh yeah no we're just bros. No like. It was all super chill it doesn't count if your socks are on :)

and troy smiles, “right, because you were with roz the whole time.”

“i mean, yes, but also because you and dallas kent spent years calling me and jj ‘rush hour’ and asking hayden if his wife was his beard to cover up his big gay relationship with me.”

the rest of the centaurs blink. harris puts his head in his hands and groans.

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Anyway I did it.

#the kiss that still does things to your stomach 100 watches later

It was just supposed to be a sketch like the others but I couldn’t stop adding stuff 😭😭😭

anatomy of a scrum

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he didn't play it as ilya deliberately not answering the question and instead just as ilya who was pleased by shane caring enough to ask it and thus pulling him into a cuddle without answering because his only thought was, "oh, he cares enough to ask about my family"

makes me laugh imagining it being an ongoing thing between them in the early days of shane asking a personal question in passing and ilya being so pleased by the curiosity that he doesn't always. actually remember. to answer.

which means shane has a google search history that sometimes looks like

russia asking about family rude

don't ask about family russia

rude to talk about family in russia

rules for conversation russia family personal

becAUSE ILYA DOESN'T SEEM MAD?? BUT ALSO HE JUST??? LEFT HIM ON READ?? BUT IN A REAL LIVE CONVERSATION??? WHAT THE FUCK???

finally shane settles into their relationship enough to be like *deep breath* "can we talk about something that i think might be hard?"

and ilya is just *internally sweating because oh god this sounds so fucking serious and-* "yes, of course"

"okay" *deep breath that just makes ilya even more tense in preparation for the worst case scenario of shane breaking this off or delivering other bad news* "why do you sometimes just not answer when i ask you questions?"

shane, whose question about what ilya's favorite childhood cookie was got him folded like a pretzel and fucked to within an inch of his life and then cuddled close like a giant teddy bear while ilya kisses his face like he's something precious-

but who didn't actually. get. the fucking answer.