I do think that Ilyaās favourite movie is Cars but he will lie if someone asks and heāll say something like fight club or rocky or whatever. but itās Cars.
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After their beautiful summer at the cottage, Shane's gonna come back to pre season training with his clothes smelling a little like cigarettes and Hayden's gonna ask him about it.
He'll have to lie and say he hooked up with a smoker girl. A girl one. Definitely not a boy smoker. A girl.
Hi my name is Elias Marcus Webb-Thorn and I have black hair with purple streaks, in the way that a paper colored on with a purple crayon had purple streaks, and red tips, red like anger and blood which is how I feel when I see preps. I put my middle finger up at them, my disdain expressed by the architecture of my middle finger extending from my clenched fist, clenched in the way my teeth are clenched when I see preps.ļæ¼
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Theyāre going through Yuna and Davidās movie collection when Ilya comes across a VHS with āShane - Bell Center 1994ā written on the sleeve and insists they watch it.
Shane isnāt super into the idea. āMy parents donāt have a VHS player.ā
āIs literally right beside your knee, Hollander.ā
āWell, itās boring! Why do you want to see a dumb recording of me as a kid anyway?ā
āBecause itās adorable?ā Ilya says incredulously. āAnd you are adorable?ā
āOh, I forgot we had that!ā Yuna exclaims, coming to sit on the couch with her glass of wine. āGod, I miss those days. Shane was the cutest timbit.ā
Timbit, Ilya mouths to himself, his fingers curling around the tape. This is Shane as a timbit? In all his tiny little hockey gear at the Bell Center? Ilya needs to see it. āShane.ā
Shane looks at him and sighs.
They put the tape in.
Ilya almost dies as the grainy screen resolves itself into an MC and a tiny Shane, dressed in his hockey gear. His helmet is crooked on his head, his stick tap tap tapping against it as he stares at the interviewer, determined. His cheeks are big and round and pink from the cold of the ice, and though Ilya cannot make out his freckles, he knows from pictures that theyāre there. The MC crouches down and a packed Bell Center is visible behind them.
āAnd here we have number 24, Shane Hollander!ā The MC says in heavily accented English. āLetās give him a round of applause. Shane, how are you feeling tonight, are you excited to be here?ā
āUm. Yes.ā
āAnd how old are you, Shane?ā
Little Shane closes his eyes for a moment, taking a big, deep breath before reciting: āMy name is Shane Hollander and Iām a hockey player. I am three years old and I go to Glebe Co-operative Nursery School in Ottawa and my mommy and daddy are Yuna and David. And Iām three.ā
The MC laughs a little. āThatās a great introduction, Shane, thank you. Do you have anyone here with you tonight, cheering you on in the audience?ā
Shaneās eyes open, but he doesnāt break out into a toothy grin. No, instead, Shaneāserious, no-nonsense Shaneānods and leans in to the microphone like heās giving a post-game interview. āYes, my mommy and my daddy.ā
āAnd are they big Metros fans?ā
āYes.ā
āWhat about you?ā
āYes, too. Theyāre gonna go all the way this year. They have all the pieces for a winning team.ā
āThatās what we love to hear, Shane, we agree and we love the confidence. Can we expect to see you on the ice someday? Do you want to be a hockey player when you grow up?ā
āYes, Iām a hockey player.ā
āDo you want to play for Montreal?ā
āYes.ā
āCan we get some encouragement for the team from you, Shane? Maybe a Go Metros Go?ā
This, Shane takes extremely seriously. Ilya watches him nod with all the solemnity of a general going to war, and then releases his own tiny, passionate battle cry: āGo Metros Go!ā
āShane Hollander, everyone, letās give him another round of applause!ā
Ilya watches Shane stick out his little hand and the MC laugh a little as he shakes it, before tiny Shane toddles back to his parents on his skates. The mic picks up, Mommy can I skate again nowww? before the tape stops.
Ilya is going to fucking die. He already feels as if his heart is too big for his body, his fingers pressing into his knees to keep from grabbing Shane and doingāsomething to him. Kissing him or hugging him or fucking. Eating him. Consuming him. Crawling inside of him.
Shane is curled up beside the couch with his hands covering his face in embarrassment and Ilya is sitting less than a meter from him, dying of retroactive cuteness.
āYou were so pissed when we told you that your turn to skate was done,ā Yuna murmurs fondly. āFull meltdown.ā
āYeah, I remember,ā Shane mutters, shaking his head in his hands. āJP made fun of me.ā
Yuna scoffs. āJP was copying his parents, because they were pissed that you were better than him. And that we were out of towners but got the interview.ā She raises a brow. āAnd now look: youāre a professional hockey player and JP is probably working at some office back in Trois RiviĆØres and hates his life.ā
āMom, seriously?ā
āWhat?ā Yuna asks, getting up and heading towards the kitchen. āHis parents were assholes. They made an asshole. I wonāt apologize for that.ā
Ilya takes the opportunity to crawl closer, slinging an arm around Shaneās back. He presses one kiss, then two, then three to Shaneās cheek. āShane,ā he breathes.
āMm?ā
āYou were cutest fucking tiny hockey player in the entire world.ā
Ilya feels Shaneās blush against his mouth. He kisses it again. āFuck off,ā Shane mutters, cuddling into him. He turns to press a soft, barely there kind of kiss to the corner of Ilyaās lips, burying his pink, hot face into his neck. āI was too serious. They called me a robot and did that stupid dance at me.ā
āWell, theyāre idiots. Hockey is serious, so you are serious, and they were probably ugly.ā
āIlya,ā Shane laughs. Ilya feels his huffed breath in the juncture of his own neck and grins, thumb moving up to caress the small hairs at his nape.
Theyāre still too far away.
Ilya shifts, immediately attacking Shaneās face with kisses the minute he becomes visible. Shane laughs, shrieks, says stop even as he pulls Ilya closer, until theyāve toppled over onto the carpet.
Shane pulls back to look him in the eye, chewing his lip. āI think my parents still have some camcorder home videos of me.ā
The AI discourse on threads is literally making me feel insane, like what are we even doing here and what is the point of creating for fandom or even being in fandom if all these people want is soulless slop. What is the point. Why bother writing, why bother caring.
Shane posts a selfie where heās in his glasses and all the responses are just versions of this. He thinks he is being bullied. Ilya understands perfectly what is being conveyed.
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The state of the Heated Rivalry fandom on Threads:
Is RPF ethical? Am I allowed to interact with role playing accounts? Is liking a post by Hudson Williams too parasocial? Is this fanfiction morally pure? Is this merch licensed? Is MasterCard a queer ally? Is Heated Rivalry my friend?
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~they had a tiny budget to start this, ~the money all went towards the music rights that WRONG it all went to CGI'ing out the cameras & crew from the reflections in hudson's big ol teary sparkly puppydog loving yearning brown eyes
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