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Y HALLO THAR! I'm snackycake. I drink and I write things.
My interests and obsessions are legion, so if you choose to follow me you're gonna see some shit. I've been a rabid beetlebabe since fourth grade, when I saw Beetlejuice in the theater. That obsession intensified when the cartoon aired. I love all flavors of Beetlejuice — including the musical — but write in the movie and cartoon universes exclusively.
I strongly believe writers and artists should be allowed to write and create and ship WHATEVER THE FUCK MOVES THEM because I'm not a puritan fascist. If that makes you uncomfortable, feel free to block me. Every individual is responsible for curating their own online experience. Anti punks fuck off.
CURRENT WIPS:
DISCLAIMER: Everything I write is rated M or E.
The Pirates of Chesapeake Bay (or, Scenes From A Southern Maryland Tiki Bar) – Beetlejuice (1988)
UPDATE INCOMING! Canon-divergent movieverse AU with cartoonverse elements and characterizations. It's 1993. Lydia is 21, and finally finding her own way in life. By day she's a full time college student, and by night she's a bartender slinging cocktails and crab cakes at the best little tiki bar in Southern Maryland. When needy ghosts begin trickling into her bar, she of course feels compelled to lend a helping hand. Will she be capable of handling the neediest ghost of them all when he finally shows his true stripes?
And Hell Followed – Beetlejuice (1988)
ON HIATUS. Canon-divergent movieverse AU with cartoonverse elements and characterizations. When medium and witch practitioner Lydia Deetz agrees to take a ghost as a client, she and her reluctant poltergeist partner-in-crime discover there's more to this case than meets the eye. It's murder all the way down, folks! :D
COMPLETED FICS:
Bright Dead Things – Beetlejuice (1988)
One day he'd get her to blink; that was a given. And when she did, it'd be game, set, match. Checkmate. B-Man for the motherfucking win.
After a year of house arrest Betelgeuse finally gets somewhere with his reluctant bride. France, to be exact. A companion piece to And Hell Followed.
A Man of Quality – The Breakfast Club (1985)
They meet again years later, by chance.
A standalone post-canon John Bender/Claire Standish fic that takes place decades after the movie. Spicy. Potential triggers include infidelity and Claire being as big an asshole as Bender.

























