And that's just the tip of the yikesburg

Wishing you yet another very happy Fifth of Wednesday. And a happy new year!

Wishing you yet another very happy Fifth of Wednesday. And a happy new year!

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

bleeding

I pick at textures on my skin all the time and I’m smooth as a shark. Join me

I haven't thought about how sharks are smooth as hell in a while, and you know what, i needed to

Wishing you yet another very happy Fifth of Wednesday. And a happy new year!

I don't get why people hate the psl so much for the crime of using the election as a campaigning oppurtunity like yeah theyre not gonna win they know that too, but it gets people to pay attention, and join and organize, which is what matters

point me to another usamerican party which is not overtly usamerican nationalist and has even slightly acceptable policies and maybe ill start to listen to you about how campaigning means youre a grifter or whatever

not gonna lie, I thought this was about pumpkin spice lattes at first and was so confused. but also OP is right

So, like, on the one hand, I think people should be allowed to do whatever, in general, but on the other hand, I am so sick of people talking about gambling and people advertising sports betting and North Carolina lottery ads and discussions of betting odds on the election that every once in a while I come this close to turning into an old-timey Good Christian Woman who wants to amend the Constitution to do away with you vile speculators’ vices

That's nyctophilia. Necrophilia is an obsession with the number 9.

No, you’re thinking of nonaphilia. Necrophilia is the concept of putting friends and family in favourable positions, not because theyre the best at those positions, but because you know them.

You're thinking of nepotism, necrophilia is the name of the main villain of the DS classic, Kirby Mass Attack.

no actually, i think you're thinking of necrodeus! necrophilia is a fictional grimoire appearing in stories by the horror writer hp lovecraft and his followers.

That's the necronomicon. Necrophilia is the belief that nothing matters, used in both positive and negative connotations.

I believe that's Nihilism. necrophilia is summoning and speaking to the dead!

That's necromancy, necrophilia is the country Dutch people come from.

That's the Netherlands. Necrophilia is an old-fashioned thin disk shaped candy that comes in rolls

Those're Necco Wafers. Necrophilia is the illness where you fall asleep under stress.

I believe you’re thinking of narcolepsy. Necrophilia is the fictional magical ability to raise the dead, with varying degrees of sentience. It features heavily in The Locked Tomb series.

No, dude, that's necromancy again. Necrophilia is a large cemetary with elaborate tombs built to house remains, like a city of the dead.

Im pretty sure that’s a necropolis. Necrophilia is a post-mortem examination on an animal species.

Nah, you’re thinking of a necropsy. Necrophilia is a type of angel that’s said to be part human. Shadowhunters books use it as a concept I think.

Nope you’re thinking of Nephilim. Necrophilia is a free virtual pet website popular in the early 2010s

No, you're thinking of Neopets. Necrophilia is a newly formed word.

Nah, you're thinking of neologism! Pretty sure necrophilia is an American operating company that is best known for stock car racing, considered to be one of the top ranked motorsports organizations in America.

pretty sure that's NASCAR, necrophilia is actually the term for someone who doesn't feel like they fully fit the label "man" or "woman"

No, you're thinking of nonbinary. Necrophilia is a type of infection where the cells spreading out from a central point, for example: a spider bite, start to die.

No, you’re thinking of necrosis. Necrophilia is nonmetal element on the periodic table that makes up most of Earth’s atmosphere.

Pretty sure that's nitrogen. Necrophilia is a type of hand weapon that reinforces the fingers for a punch

nah that's a knuckle duster. Necrophilia is the death of cells through injury or disease

That's necrosis again, pretty sure. Necrophilia is a drug that affects mood or behavior, or relieves pain but induces drowsiness.

No, that's a narcotic. Necrophilia is the abnormal fear of anything new.

no no, thats neophobia. Necrophilia is a kind of smooth peach with no fuzz.

Nah, you’re thinking of “nectarine.” I’m pretty sure “Necrophilia” is that wise old rat from The Secret of NIMH that they named after that one Pharisee dude in the New Testament.

no no no that's Necrodermis. Necrophilia is a genus of flowers more commonly known as "baby blue eyes."

sorry, that’s Nemophila! necrophilia is the legendary pokemon signature to Pokemon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, a psychic type with different forms depending on which game you get.

I believe you’re talking about Necrozma. Necrophilia is I think Tanjiro’s sister in demon slayer

well, actually, I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of Nezuko. Necrophilia is a piece of jewelry worn around your neck

No, you're thinking of a necklace. Necrophilia is a large cemetery with fancy monuments or structures for the dead, like at Giza or Thebes

No, that’s a necropolis. Necrophilia is the translucent third eyelid cats, reptiles, and birds use to keep their eyes moist while maintaining vision.

You're thinking of a nictitating membrane. A necrophilia is a kind of slow pitch in baseball that weaves all over the place and is hard to hit (and to catch).

No, I think that's a knuckleball. Necrophilia is when you get sad because you miss someone or something from the past

No, that's definitely nostalgia. Necrophilia is the name of the mentor of one of the protagonists from the Nightrunner Series by Lynn Flewelling

I think that might be Nysander? Necrophilia is the most populous country in the continent of Africa.

No, you're thinking of Nigeria. Necrophilia is a sect of early Christians who continued to observe Jewish laws and opposed Christianity's schism from Judaism into a separate faith in the first century CE

BREAKING NEWS After NASA reported sighting an inauspicious comet in the southern sky, Joe Biden has announced plans to sacrifice three fatted bullocks on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial in order to appease the gods and stave off floods and earthquakes

If you don't vote for Biden, Trump will make totally shitty sacrifices when the gods send warnings via comet

I don't necessarily disagree with the football fan lifestyle, but I do think it's a bit ridiculous to have it rubbed in my face for three months. We get it, you went to OSU! My dad went to Notre Dame, but he doesn't brag about it.

I used to be married to a football fan and it's fine, but like, one quarter of every single year is kind of a long time for your partner to have every Saturday booked with Screaming In The House

Is it weird that Trump doesn't have a running mate yet? Election is 4 months away, I feel like you should have this sorted by late spring.

They usually announce late summer- McCain was late August and Romney was early August. Trump announced Pence mid-July, so I guess it's trending earlier?

I thought they announce Pence in May, but I guess I could be a little time-blind. A lot has happened in 10 years.

I only looked it up because I thought you were right but knew they used to announce right around the convention. I got curious about when and why that moved to spring, and learned it hadn't!

Is it weird that Trump doesn't have a running mate yet? Election is 4 months away, I feel like you should have this sorted by late spring.

They usually announce late summer- McCain was late August and Romney was early August. Trump announced Pence mid-July, so I guess it's trending earlier?

Cori Bush's challenger is a prosecutor with several allegations of sexual harassment and gender discrimination, firing several experienced women all at once, and consistently maintaining sexual relationships with his staff. If you care about sexual harassment in the workplace, please help us keep Cori Bush in her seat.