You know what? Queers your gener

Pokemon Heritage Post

ID: a comic featuring a dog with small floppy ears and nose freckles, with his head and paw on the OP's leg and big, shining eyes. he thinks "hi im love U. so bmuch! hi!" he then glances at a plate with a sandwich on it, labeled "sand wich". end ID

supporting my asexual friends and foes by rebbloging this

It’s 50 years this month since the first version of the Asexual Manifesto was written. Aces have been writing about our experiences under this name for at least half a century. We are not an internet fad.

I want to pet you like an animal...

Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS

I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

i was born weird and i will die fucking weird

Unmute for CHMPCH CHMPCH CHMPCH

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

this is standard issue uncle

The courage to slay a god.

I'm sorry but you absolutely missed out on Pokémon Naming Convention: "Hatypus".

That's his evolution

spine-splintering whiplash of listening to a radio show from 1956 and hearing the hardboiled detective exclaim "now you're cooking!"

How else would he get hard boiled??