The Hilda homophobes might be trying to resurface with the new season (saw some transphobic comments on a post today) so a reminder that any kind of bigotry is not welcome here! Fuck off!! You're not welcome!!

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The Hilda homophobes might be trying to resurface with the new season (saw some transphobic comments on a post today) so a reminder that any kind of bigotry is not welcome here! Fuck off!! You're not welcome!!

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I refuse to believe there aren’t like a million seeds in the Hail Mary somewhere (there were plants and that’s not logical for anything but keeping humans sane so I think Stratt decided to give them blind hope) and so one day when they find them, during the process of creating, one of the scientists who figured out cloning realizes that legumes and grains are actually their own seed and the food itself so they take a few and work on cloning them and then present Grace with things like a wheat seed the size of his head and soy beans the same size and Grace is just gonna be like ‘👁️👄👁️ guys I’m gonna need a MASSIVE mill for these things’ and then Rocky is all ‘it is my time to shine’ and goes to make him a mill and soon enough Grace has a delicious tofu and human stew with greens and bread on the side. Anyways, I just keep thinking of the cloners presenting him with a head sized grain of wheat and he’s just like 👁️👄👁️ about it.
#ryland grace is not graceful
PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026, dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller
pleeeease, i need to see SNIPS again in the ahsoka show... let her be silly, i’m begging you on my knees. i really like ahsoka's cosplay as gandalf the white, but please let her smile and be happy for more than like 2 seconds
also. i need GIANT ahsoka. giant ahsoka with giant montrals
Ahsoka: What’s the most polite way to phrase “You fucked up big time and need to fix this now or else” in a professional email?
Obi-Wan, who sends this to Anakin on a bi-weekly basis: “Hello there, I hope this email find you before I do.”

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I like to think that although Adrian was a bit reserved meeting Grace that they never outright disliked him. When Rocky first got within range to communicate with Adrian he would go on and on about his new friend Grace and how much he loves Grace and somewhat wasn't observant in Adrian's words and behaviors that Adrian had been semi-grieving Rocky for decades. They didn't think exactly that Rocky was dead but they had no way of knowing otherwise and the chances of Rocky's crew not making it back was a definite possibility. So when Rocky finally got into Erid's orbit Adrian wanted to hate Grace and direct their worry, jelousy and preemptive grief on someone other than their mate because Rocky just got back and it's not Rocky's fault that he was gone so long and Adrian understood that he had to do it. When Rocky asks Adrian to design a biodome for Grace they begrudgingly agree to it only because it was so important to him.
But the moment Rocky touches down his behaviors are erratic and nervous and he is consumed by his concern for Grace and ordering and instructing other Eridians on saftey protocals and medical needs of this alien he picked up. Adrian wants Rocky to notice them but he's completely fixated and terrified. Then Adrian sees the Eridians carefully move his xenonite shell with Grace in a stretcher behind it. Adrian does not have a frame of reference for what a human is supposed to look like but if there's anything an Eridian knows on a primal level is when an animal is sick. Eridians evolved a close system eons ago to survive deadly pathogens. It's an instinctual pull as old as time.
Any grudge goes immediately out the window because Adrian understands the severity of the situation so they put their feelings aside and begin research immediately on everything there is to know about keeping humans alive. They learn that he has been losing blood from scurvy and iron deficiency, Grace is this fragile soft thing like prey that has had it's shell or carapace torn off for consumption. Adrian learns about Grace's muscle structure and how it's crucial for locomotion and vital behaviors and learns what starvation looks like on a man. Adrian learns about his open wounds which used to be long-healed scars and writes notes when he explains through his foggy state that the Eridian doctors need to turn him over more often when he develops bed sores.
Adrian's concern quickly turns to nuturing as it becomes clear that although Grace is an adult by his species standards, he still has the same lack of wisdom and nievety that would be akin to an Eridian child. He needs constant changing enrichment and socializing. He's a needy complicated creature who shows boredom with his diet and requires water he doesn't intend to drink in his biodome simply because it brings him positive stimulation. He misses very specific wavelengths of light emissions because his medical bay is a "depressing gray everywhere."
Often when Adrian asks him questions about his needs to help his condition Grace will crack a weak joke. Adrian begins to learn his vocal tone for when he's being genuine or not. Grace is afraid.
Rocky's restlessness doesn't stop until Grace begins to stand on his own and return to a more acceptable weight. Rocky never notices that he needed to be focused more on Adrian because Adrian had stepped up to the plate to become more involved in understanding Grace and through their diligent work, Rocky could lean on them enough to relax a bit. Rocky is very thankful for it and reminds Adrian often that he's lucky to have them.
During this time Grace has gotten the impression that Adrian is much more serious than Rocky, quieter too. He gets the sense that they don't like him much, but they have been gentle and kind nonetheless.
When Grace is finally capable of living in his shack both Rocky and Adrian help him get home. Adrian watches carefully as Grace leans on their ball Rocky is still in his ball at this time so he gently bumps into Grace's hip and offers him an air hug. He asks Grace a million times if he's comfortable in his new house.
Rocky begins waddling towards the exit to go report everything Grace dislikes about the house not caring if it's even minor which leaves him and Adrian truly alone for the first time. He thanks Adrian for everything even though he knows it's been hard watching Rocky dote on him instead of Adrian. Adrian is silent for a moment, before responding in a bizzare and akward way. It takes a moment before Grace realizes that it was a pitiful translation of a joke that went sideways, then they akwardly make a head patting motion before scurrying away in embarrassment. It dawns on Grace exactly why Rocky picked them, because they're secretly just as big a goofball in their own way.
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pride Eridians day fourteen: Polyamory and Unlabelled
Definitions
Polyamory: a person who is able to feel attraction to more than one person at the same time; term for a consensual relationship of multiple people at once that defies monogamy → polygamy
Unlabeled: the decision to not use/refuse to identifying oneself with terms like ‘gay’ ‘lesbian’ or any other label as it doesn’t feel fitting for the own sexuality or gender identity
Even humans start to act super weird when isolated even for a month or so and Rocky was alone in Blip-A for 50 years and then alone with an alien for a while. His behaviour should be unhinged.
Things Rocky does when he got back from Adrien that weirds out other Eridians:
He (subconsciously) picked a facet of his body as his "face" and turns it sometimes to orient towards people or objects he's paying a lot of attention to or concentrating on.
That thing I've seen Chinese people on social media discuss where they use their own characters to reproduce an English word phonetically, with the actual meaning being a fun sidepoint. Rocky reproducing his closest approximation of words without existing Eridian equivalents (relativity, caffeine, all the colours) that sound like gibberish or odd mashes of existing Eridian terms.
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Making "random" components of structures transparent for no apparent reason (Grace can't be here, Grace will never be in this part of Erid, but if he were, he'd be able to see)
The Eridian word for "See" is probably something to do with detecting light. Rocky would use this odd, scientific phrase the way a human uses "Oh, I see!" to mean "Oh, I understand." Like someone saying "I've used a Geiger counter to verify the radioactivity of this abstract concept" when they mean, "I get it."
You need to be Silent when watching someone sleep because you could wake them up. A completely incomprehensible idea to Eridians.
You discovered it, you get to name it! No, actually you're Not allowed to call the new molecule "Low Friction, high thermal stability two-parts-carbon-to-four-parts-fluorine" try naming it after your pebble!
1, 2, 3, eyes on me! (Eyes being another phonetically assimilated word)
Odd, overly clear accent. To make sure the software translated his words properly, Rocky was probably taking special care to perfectly reproduce words in the exact same inflection every time, no slurring or mumbling his way through.
I think it'd be funny if Rocky was shown a lot of music by Grace and late one night (or what functions as one for them) Grace shows Rocky Micheal Jackson videos and they on a sleep deprived whim, changed the laugh file on Rocky's text to speech to do the Michael Jackson 'hehe' when he laughs. Which in the morning they were both like ':/ oh that's not that funny' but whatever they don't care to change it bc even tho its easy they don't wanna mess with the settings right then. Only for Rocky and Grace to be talking like a week later and Grace says something only slightly funny that makes Rocky chuckle. Not a big laugh mind you, but enough to trigger the text to speak. The jarring 'hehe' was so out of left field it made them both absolutely lose it. Which does keep triggering the 'hehe' response from the computer

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Can you PLEASE drop the pattern for the little phm globe? It’s so cute ❤️❤️❤️
of course hopefully you see it since you made yourself anonymous
this is for the colors
R1: 5 sc in MR = (5 sts)
R2: inc in each st around = (10 sts)
R3: {sc 1, inc} 5x = (15 sts)
R4: {sc 2, inc} 5x = (20 sts)
R5: {sc 3, inc} 5x = (25 sts)
R6: {sc 4, inc} 5x = (30 sts)
Straight Rows
R7-15: sc around (9 rows) = (30 sts)
Decrease Rows (invisible decreases Q)
R16: {dec, sc 4} 5x = (25 sts)
R17: {dec, sc 3} 5x = (20 sts)
R18: {dec, sc 2} 5x = (15 sts)
R19: {dec, sc 1} 5x = (10 sts)
R20: dec 5x = (5 sts)
all credits for this pattern goes to the person on reddit. the pattern is a little confusing but just start from the top and go across every sheet.
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at this point this little guy is my go-to for drawing eridian pebbles
hmm. staring at them rn and thinking. i can't crochet.
but! but.
what i can is knit.
hmmmmmmm
UPDATE: just finished the main body :D now the limbs and then i plan to sew on the details (the radiator vents and some patterns)
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You're not alone out there
Let's write a song, make up the melody
If you're looking for me baby
You know you can find me
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