My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

RIP Alex Jones who popped like a balloon in his car.

literally announced on infowars. infowars made by alex jones. this is reputable due to the creator being the subject of it. farewell alex jones

RIP Alex Jones

At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

guy with already disordered sleep habits and is also recently on meds that are known for causing further sleep issues: did you hear they’re making it harder to wake up now

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

my roommate and i were trying to identify two birds outside of our window and she's pulling up pictures on her phone and she says "ok so that one's a house sparrow" and shows me a picture i nod my head and then she points to the reddish one next to it outside and says "and that one's a house finch" and she shows me again and i nod and then she switches to a new tab and it's a picture of hugh laurie and she says "and this is house m.d." i'm gonna kill her

it's tgirl pussy saturday. reblog to obliterate the united states of america and NATO