let me into rooms

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

$0

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight