you're awful, i love you!

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

THIS is what it is like being taken by the fairies before waking up 20 years later.

STOP BACKING INTO PARKING SPACES SHE'S NOT GOING TO FUCK YOU

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

my hot minecraft take is that all the mammals should drop the same meat we dont need pork and beef and mutton

my hot minecraft take is that all the mammals should drop different meat if u kill a cow it will say cow #48936 meat and if u kill a pig it will say pig #295 meat and if u kill a sheep with a name tag it will say jeb_ meat and it does this for wolves and dogs and cats and horses also. and the horse meat can be turned into glue. and also if you kill a villager it will say robert toolsmith meat and that is the only way to find out the villagers names. is by killing them. for their meat. and none of the meats are stackable u can’t combine white sheep #327 with white sheep #58297 and absolutely not with pink sheep #1 they all take up their own inventory space. and sometimes when u kill a cow it will say stephenie meat and you’ll be left to wonder why this particular unnametagged cow had a name.