you want beetroot???

Shawty got them problematic jeans

ah yes the two genders: there are only two genders / there are more than two genders

This is “there are no genders” erasure

well, exactly.

There is only one gender: people who miscount the number of genders.

there are zero or more genders

There are zero or fewer genders

people who believe the number of genders is imaginary and people who believe the number of genders is complex

people who believe genders are contiguous and people who believe genders are quantized

people who believe that the number of genders is countable vs. uncountable, knowable vs. unknowable,

People who believe that gender is finite and boundless vs. people who believe gender is infinite and bounded

There are ℵ ₀ genders

no genders, got it.

numbers

Believing in ℵ ₀ genders goes back to believing genders are quantized, but countably infinite

there are 3.6 genders; not great, not terrible

the number of genders is pi

we can either know how many genders there are or what a gender is but never both

We can either know where the genders are or how fast they’re moving but never both

The number of genders is any set of axioms from which some or all axioms can be used in conjunction to logically derive gender.

“the gender of all genders that aren’t gendered in terms of themselves”

until we open the box, the cat has all the genders simultaneously

@stan-leigh-bowery

The act of observing a gender alters it. Genders greater than zero now exist in a different capacity than before this post. This, the purest gender exists as gender = 0.

Just lost power bitch!

wishing megatron a speedy recovery

This applies to other conditions and neurotypes as well, such as autism. Also remember that spoons can be interchangeable, and that some activities may cost even more than stated here.

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic

From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”

HELLO?

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

Being in a long-term fandom really makes me wish we had like, Fandom Supreme Courts, just so that every time the same stupid discourse rears its ugly head for the umpteenth time in ten years, we can just be like, “Actually this argument was settled in the 2006 Fandom Supreme Court ruling in the case of AngelPotter vs. Xx_goth1c-r0se_xX, so everbody can shut up about it now.” Imagine the wank reduction.

Pressing the crosswalk button when there are already people standing there is like publicly announcing that you don’t trust any of them

I don’t

During the last academic conference I attended, there was a large group of us waiting to cross the street in front of the conference centre. Between all of us, we probably had about 50 advanced degrees. We all stood there waiting for the light to change until a random skateboarder rolled by and pushed the button for us. He was obviously the smartest guy on the sidewalk that day.