8 foot vertical leap!

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

they couldnt make the x files today because characters arent allowed to be in their thirties anymore

my buddy's turning 29 today so we're taking him for ice cream in the park before a cruelty free skincare company shoves him into their eco-friendly van and has him shot

an important thing to understand is that refusing to escalate a relationship or directly communicate romantic feelings because you're desperately afraid of being thrown away is homura behavior so it's fine

hermes was a sad and lonely man and whenever he asked questions everyone would just laugh him off. he just wanted to know what gives life meaning. and venat was like i’ll think about your question. i’ll walk to the edge of the universe for 12000 years to answer. none else can understand the bizarre bond of kinship between them in my mind. for 10+ real life years hydaelyn’s big song was called ‘answers.’ and then they were finally like here is the guy who asked a question. 

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

baseball is my burden

Hey what does this mean? Thanks!

i see so little hype about sports on this site which is my primary way of interacting with social media so i’m just locked into screaming at the tv and wishing i had more homies to talk about it with and no one hears my voice 😩

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>…go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

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