8 foot vertical leap!

if you have a foil it's your narrative duty to fuck them

I love this website so much

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

i think the normalization of the nsfw side blog has made a lot of people less tolerant and accepting of kink ngl

i think it’s healthy to know that your silly goofy shitposting mutual or your cute sweet artsy mutual is a whole person who also may have some kinks. i think hiding them away reduces exposure and dehumanizes it

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.