8 foot vertical leap!

I always feel so cheated in stories when characters are walking around with this Big Guilt and then...you find out that the thing wasn't their fault at all. And not in a "they thought they did it but it turns out they were set up" way, or even a "accepting that just because they did A which caused B which caused C it doesn't mean C was their fault", way but where they finally lay out the sequence of events and it's clear that any thinking person would not connect them. Like, fucking commit!!! The character isn't LESS compelling if they actually did the thing! You can't have the haunted brooding meow meow who is...also completely blameless

i will forever and always draw her with mouth scars bc no way in hell that didnt scar

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

true crime youtuber about to tell you what color panties the victim had on: sorry if i pronounce the name wrong guys xD

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

They call him robert eggers because of his debilitating oviposition kink

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while