8 foot vertical leap!

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

me, twirling my hair around one finger and giggling: bloodletting? to rebalance the humors? omg that’s cool. and then what happens? oh wow your beak is so big…..

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

its really darkly funny that so many public figures keep dying "of cardiac complications after a brief illness" like wow y'all are Never ever going to say the word COVID huh.

me as a silent hill protag : what the heck …?

what the hell just happened …

what in god damn is going on here ..?

what on earth …

this door is locked.

what is this ?

whats going on …?

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

they couldnt make the x files today because characters arent allowed to be in their thirties anymore

my buddy's turning 29 today so we're taking him for ice cream in the park before a cruelty free skincare company shoves him into their eco-friendly van and has him shot