8 foot vertical leap!

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

if you have a foil it's your narrative duty to fuck them

I love this website so much

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

i think the normalization of the nsfw side blog has made a lot of people less tolerant and accepting of kink ngl

i think it’s healthy to know that your silly goofy shitposting mutual or your cute sweet artsy mutual is a whole person who also may have some kinks. i think hiding them away reduces exposure and dehumanizes it