I'd Give Eraserhead

I've been told that you can switch clients to avoid this, there are a few options other than deer.

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Thinking about domestic bf Aizawa ~

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You just woke up, and already determined that it was going to be a lazy Sunday as you turned in bed to hid your face in Aizawa's chest to shield your eyes from the morning rays peaking in the through the blinds.

That one move pretty much sealed Aizawa's fate on to spend time with you instead of grading papers, cause if he didn't you were gonna whine about it all morning. So, he wrapped his arms tighter around you, one over your waist and the other linked under you. Coming up to brush some hair out of your face to kiss your forehead.

This would continue as you would somehow still shimmy closer into him until eventually your stomach growled. Indicating the moment you start to separate from each other to shuffle into the kitchen for something to eat.

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You both have just finished making breakfast, standing up to eat around the kitchen island making small talk in between bites. Soon finishing by Aizawa washing the dishes and you drying them with a towel before setting them in their rightful places in the cabinets/drawers.

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You hop up on the counter, using the leg room you just gave yourself to raise your arms and stretch out. Making noises causing Aizawa to look up at you due to the new added height difference. You look at him in confusion to his sudden interest in seemingly nothing at all, raising your brow to him in question.

Instead of letting him answer, you quickly smile and lower your arms slightly to reach out to him, seemingly for a hug. He answers your request by closing the distance between you and making room for himself in between your legs. Your arms wrap around his neck, head resting slightly against his, and legs squeezing slightly around his waist. He reciprocates by leaning into your touch and lazily rests his arms around your waist.

He starts to rub your sides and continues by slipping his hands underneath your shirt to feel your skin. Gliding along your waist and periodically scratching your back up your spine, making the shirt ride up higher.

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The sudden intimate affection relaxes you beyond expected and you sigh heavily as you slide your body down slightly so your face is now closer to his chest and neck. Your sigh reaching his pulse point and sending a huge shiver down his spine to the sudden change. The noise you made having an effect on him he didnt expect, as your continued noises of pleasure, meant to be taken innocently, has continued and causes a not so wholesome problem.

He changes the mood and his intentions as he quickly grabs your hips to lift you over his shoulder and starts walking back to the bed room. The sudden change surprising you as you slightly thrash over him and giggle at his sudden actions. You question him as he lays you back down over the bed and quickly goes to kiss your lips. The breakfast from earlier still apparent to you both as he deeps the kiss, lays his weigh on top of you, and starts to lazily grind into you. The reason for this interaction now being revealed, making you blush and moan into the kiss.

You wrap your limbs around him as he grips you for more leverage. Finally, you both come up for air, panting heavily as you stare at him. His head hanging low, his long and dark raven hair covering his face. He finally answers you, lifting slightly to align his lips to your ear...

"Just be a good girl and keep moaning for me like that"

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BETA READER: @lesbianvampyress

??? no. I don’t see how it can clog any tag if the actual meaning of the tag is just “you have been warned”. so if people go to the “dead dove: do not eat” tag, they are browsing through “you have been warned” tag. a very vague “you have been warned”. but about what? who knows!

the tag is supposed to be used to emphasize other tags, aka the actual warnings. it’s not supposed to be used as a standalone tag, because without the actual warning tag, no one is going to know what the warning is about.

so I don’t think I understand your question? how can it be clogging up any tag when the tag is supposed to be used to emphasize the real warning tags? it’s just there like “hey, read the warnings first, you have been warned”. but even if it does clog up tags somehow, anybody can just filter out the “dead dove: do not eat” tag.

ao3 tags are primarily about writers being expressive in their tags. you can put literally whatever you want in your tags as long as it’s not misleading or mistagging for visibility.

if someone is new to fandom space and doesn’t know what the tag means, then it’s their responsibility to educate themself. you can’t expect other people—people who have been in fandom space way before them—to adjust how they do things, how things have always been done, just because newbies don’t understand fandom etiquettes.

Zawaaaa

•Loves sleeping in.

Give him one day off and you can't get out of bed till noon. Once it's noon, his stubble is nuzzling against your neck and mumbling about some takeout.

• Dates involve kitties!

He loves searching for new cat places/cafes he can visit with you. The kitten and Zawa are collectively falling asleep on your lap.

• May spend weeks to perfect something for you.

Be it a recipe, a day out or even a bouquet he plans on giving you on Valentine's. He is lowk a perfectionist (will NOT admit it) and begins to plan weeks before telling you anything. He would also call his friends (Present Mic #1) and tell everyone to not bother you guys.

• Would openly flaunt you.

Okay, maybe not the overflowing PDA, but he will always have a hand around your waist. You guys even have matching rings (catered to your taste) before marriage and everyday it's a ritual for him to kiss your ring before going to work.

...No like actually he will come running back to the house if he ever forgets.

•Does NOT appreciate you staying up late under any circumstances.

As a sleep connoisseur himself, Aizawa will always prioritise your sleep over you staying up to match society's standard of romance.

"Staying up till 3 a.m is unscientific. It degrades health and ruins the mind." (Whatever you say sir<3)

oh and he’s aware of it…

he doesn’t miss the bob of your throat or the way you lick your lips each time you lock eyes for the briefest moment. or when your gaze dips lower to where a sliver of his chest rests exposed (you reaaaally want to nip at his neck and collarbones).

but is it his voice? the gruffness of it and the way it’s deliciously rasping at your insides, your belly fluttering with anticipation at the things you want him to call you, say to you?

his eyes? they’re low-lidded and half of the time he’s not even looking at you, but there’s this intoxicating, magnetic pull, simultaneously drawing you in and holding you in place.

hmmm or his hands? you’re stuck on his thick fingers as they tap mindlessly on his glass. you want them tracing the edge of your mouth; you want them on your body, firm and full of intention, a trace of him on the meat of your thighs, your ass, your hips; up your spine until they’re in your hair, tightly tangled in between his fingers, holding you at his mercy as he pulls you into him.