Janet

there's the european subcontinent: a geological region containing the scandinavian peninsula, the iberian peninsula, and other regions north of the mediterranean, east of the atlantic, and bounded by the ural mountains, caucasus mountains, and various inland seas

there's the arabian subcontinent: a geological region containing the arabian peninsula, bounded by the arabian tectonic plate

there's the horn of africa, a geological region that is a peninsula, just to the south of the arabian peninsula

really the key here is that they're huge peninsulas of over a million square kilometres, often bounded by some major geological or cultural border, often with other notable features within them

imagine someone beginning this cynically but then coming to believe it, convinced by good fortune and successful tours, by obsessed fans, by playing the role in her daily life… except, of course, she's a lesbian

at first she hides it, then she hints at it through bizarre coded messages in her music, then when she's finally convinced most of the taylor swift second coming believers that she's the true incarnation, she gets found out

a schism in the ranks, the evergaylors believing taylor swift was always a lesbian, the neogaylors believing the disappearance and subsequent return in someone else's body changed her