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Watched Iron Lung.
Okay I get it now. That was really fucking good.
hello I think... I really liked this movie a whole lot. Not PHM levels of effusive love but I get it, I get why people imprinted so hard on Simon.
I cannot get over the tactility of the movie. It seems the main detractor in reviews is "it was slow esp in the beginning." That is... wild to me. Like, I don't want to be That Guy, but I think maybe if it felt slow to someone, that person may need to slow down.
I knew this thing was cooking when Simon had to keep hitting the camera button over and over to fiddle with something in the dark corner of the sub because that's the only light to see by. I've only seen a few Markiplier videos but I was familiar with the game, and I feel like Fischbach and I are shaking hands in complete agreement on what's compelling here.
This fucking sub has no entry/exit, Simon was welded into it. There is a single glass window but it has to remain sealed shut because it's not actually rated for the depth pressure of the dives. There is a forward-facing camera. The camera is activated by a button against the back wall. The camera image is viewable for about 5 seconds on the wall left of the button. The compass and how it tracks the direction the sub is going in is uniquely terrible and makes using the map more difficult because it's a system thrown together with spare parts and a deadline with actual death beyond the line.
When they haul Simon up, the camera remains inside with him at all times. Every time the Captain comes over to speak to him, she has to first wipe the blood off the window.
If that level of texture doesn't resonate, then... yeah this movie has fuck nothing for you. But for me the entire movie lives in the little noise Simon's thumb makes as he anxiously strokes the nail against this rivet of his clothes.
"the beginning is slow" bruh the beginning is patient.
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful
the audio is music only, a delightful choice: These Boots Are Made for Walkin’

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I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
Get real.
tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.
This is killing me
Minnesota’s Giant Rainbow and Leather Pride Flags
June 28, 1998. Both flags measured approximately 50 feet wide and 75 feet long.
Friendly reminder that the leather flag predates almost every other flag. We owe this community to leather daddies and kinksters
In the era of corporate sanitization never forget it was leather daddies and S&M folks who protected some of the earliest pride parades.
also happy pride month to this banger

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If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.
North America peaked with this design and every change since has been worse.
NONONONO NO. NO. DO YOU WANT ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT BACK?
Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish
some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it
Shakespeare is like this
Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away
Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal
still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great
imagine having hatred in your heart for this beast
this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal
i genuinely can't fucking deal with the larger internet anymore holy shit what the fuck are you people TALKING about. i am at my limit with this stupid bullshit. who the fuck cares if a man is hired to draw medical diagrams for young girls jesus christ we're pearl clutching about medical illustrations now? next you're gonna tell me male pediatricians shouldn't advise parents on their kids' vulva issues? male surgeons shouldn't be in the room when performing a procedure where a woman's breasts or vulva might be exposed? male researchers shouldn't conduct gynecological medical research? sure. better for men to live in ignorance and NEVER ally themselves with us to expand access to sexual education and reproductive healthcare i fucking guess. Twenty thousand likes. i hate it here KILL ME
THIS is the post that got me my first ever anon hate. i'd like to thank the academy tbh
also not related but can ppl on this post being like "yeah STOP being mean to men!!" pls stop cuz that's not the point of what i was saying 💀 i'm not mad bc someone was mean to a man i'm mad bc feminism is being hijacked by bioessentialist conservative Christian moralist bullshit where the goal seems to be the complete and total segregation of women from men instead of like, the material improvement of women's lives. i don't care if some intsta commenter is mean to men i care that feminism is culturally turning into Nu Conservatism
This is the book that educated me about my body when the Catholic school system wouldn't. This book helped me when I was a child and I felt alone. If you have a problem with this book, you have a problem with me as a child being educated about my own body and that's conservativism at its finest. That is not feminism.
Sex education is important. End of. If you disagree with that find a set of tracks.
For anybody not caught up: Tennessee just passed a new map that pretty much makes it so black neighborhoods have no power in local votes. Two things about this. While protestors were chanting "No Jim Crow", white Tennessee lawmakers were caught laughing on video. On top of this, Representative Justin Pearson and his brother KeShaun Pearson were arrested for trying to give their takes on the matter (which is not only their legal right but literally his job). If you give a shit about black people, help fight this. We can't allow a return to Jim Crow.

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Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?
That player who reminds the DM to make things more difficult (Robin Wood, Different Worlds 35, Chaosium, July/August 1984)
[id: a two-panel black-and-white comic titled Famous Moments in Fantasy Role-Playing by Robin Wood
in the first panel a trio of adventurers walk down a hallway. one has a sword and shield, one has a bow, one has a large axe. the one with the axe asks “Who has the torch?”
the second panel is three sets of eyes in blackness]