meet you where the spirit meets the bones

fully sober in the club googling frankenstein 1818 full text

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

You omit the Oxford comma and those last two items in the list start lookin kinda gay. Like why are you two standing so close together

The implication that ophelia would have been fine if she had a travvy in her life

they call m,e guy who gets guilty & scared a normal amount about normal things

it's always so funny to see a bug just fucking booking it across the floor. like girl where are you going. bug plans

everyone's always like "elaine should've been getting insane amounts of pussy" and sure in the real world they're right but what they're never asking if this: what narrative function would this serve? would this, on a thematic level, enhance the messages of seinfeld? and again the answer is yes.

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

I'm thinking about this post and i have decided that it is one of those things that is a poem in some undefinable way