Mostly Metal At This Point

Don’t send me asks about dividing you by 0. I will block you.

Also, don’t follow me. I’ll probably block you without even looking at your page.

mutual masturbation is when you jerk off to someone you met on tumblr

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

Child suffers from OCD, particularly moral scrupulosity OCD and existential OCD and his intellectualization and rigidity are both manifestations of covert mental compulsions.

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

Actually rpf is the only ethical form of shipping because fictional shipping distracts from the themes of the work #darkwoke

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf