Mostly Metal At This Point

Don’t send me asks about dividing you by 0. I will block you.

Also, don’t follow me. I’ll probably block you without even looking at your page.

Can you guys just watch goodfellas

I don’t wanna Tommy’s too scary

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

the "we need this version of [x]" memes always have me in hysterics for some reason

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

anyway shoutout to non penetrative sex