be idle and blessed

the ogres are going on the BBC to talk about how unreasonable and extremist you are for daring to suggest that there should only be one ogre

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

the villain of this book is a hot evil lady who keeps lesbianly manipulating the main characters and also eating people so i have no choice but to love it #mytype

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.