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I love phrases like "don't forget to remember" and "for a good time have fun."
Like somehow, they genuinely remind you of a thing while also being completely obvious.
Anyway, if anyone has any more, please send them to me.
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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
I scheduled this in 2025 to give you all a week to make Moon Day Monday preparations! I think I will order a little rocket cake or bake some moon phase cookies!
It's coming, cousins. ...This could be as big as March 15th if we made it that way...
tomorrow!
being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit
why does this have 85K notes
because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]
⚠ Tip! You can attract someone's [white ass] with a piece of [cheese]
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what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk
about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you
I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.
*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me
there will be layoffs
this is gonna make me thriw up
this is gonna make me thriw up
Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.
G O L F W I T H O U T L I M I T S
I can only assume this is from some amazingly realistic looking sports anime because there ain’t no goddamn way that happened in real life.
I’ve definitely reblogged this before, but I just think it’s super cute because there are like “golf manners” where you’re not supposed to make a huge ruckus but like EVERYONE felt it warranted cheering because HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT.
how do you not hold your club above your head and hoot like a tusken raider after a shot like that
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i have a question about the picture of the very big turnip from last ask:
velnna, if you could be an old person holding a very large fruit or vegetable on tv, what would the big vegetable be? what would your news banner on the bottom say? i like that photo a lot. thank you for sharing your art!!
I took a personality test once that said I'd be a broccoli so this feels like the appropriate response
Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"
Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit
"Everything Appears as it is: Infinite" by Alex Dodge
wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck
Dick Van Dyke
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(when it was raining, my mom's cavalier king charles was willing to go outside for bathroom IF AND ONLY IF the umbrella was held over her the whole time. we of course obliged her...)
I fully believe every diva dog is simply aware of their value and insistent upon receiving what they rightfully deserve
(and in toby's case, what he rightfully deserves is, well, everything)
God I was so confused until I got half way through the ask. I was like, your mom has a cavalier?? A mounted soldier/knight??? HIS NAME IS KING CHARLES??? HE HAS TO GO OUTSIDE FOR THE BATHROOM ???? Oh it's a kind of dog. (scrolls and sees dog photo) oh yeah of course. sure.
