Devil Kitty Writes

me: look i- i’m arting!!! art!!! so creative!!! 

me: *presses ‘forgot my password’*

e-mail website: don’t worry, I’ll just send you the password to your e-mail account per e-mail

me: but-

e-mail website: so we know you aren’t a hacker

me: but I

me: I can’t get into my e-mail to see it...

(@downwithwritersblock​)

(pretty late but i started it and only just finished it)

“I warned you about the eggnog...”, Henry sighed at the state of the girl who was sprawled out on the sofa.

“I’mm finnee.”, she giggled. He shouldn’t be calling her a girl. She was much older than he could ever be, but in this new world, she was behaving like a child.

Henry turned to his younger brother who seemed bewildered by the girl. “I was out for ten minutes and this is what I come back to?”

“I didn’t do anything!”, Josh tried to defend himself.

“Exactly.” After dropping his bag and stripping off his coat, Henry had to figure out how to hide Aen. His parents would no doubt be back soon. “Come on, Liz shouldn’t mind looking after you for now.”

“Liz would definitely mind.”, Josh exclaimed.

I know they’re really overused and cliché, but here are some reasons why flower shop + tattoo parlour aus where yoongi’s the florist and jimin’s the tattoo artist are (depending on writer and without smut) good:

- yoongi seems quiet and cold, but he’s really just introverted (but also savage at times so give me a florist who couldn’t care less about the customers but loves his flowers)

- yoongi’s black hair and jimin’s pink hair were honestly such looks

- jimin can be the biggest flirt sometimes (and is collecting men all over the globe)

- jimin’s stage energy. enough said.

- give me yoongi amongst green and pastel, watering his plants

- give me jimin with arm tatts and leather gloves, running his hands through his hair while checking his phone

- jimin has had temporary tattoos and they look good as fuck

- yoongi’s pale skin

- jimin is intrigued by the cold boy working in the shop next to his and slowly befriends him

- yoongi originally not interested, but slowly gets attached to jimin

- jimin giving yoongi his first tattoo (a small flower one on his wrist)

- jimin chilling with yoongi in the flower shop because his friend doesn’t like the smell of the tattoo parlour

- yoongi finding jimin’s softer side

- the two being known as ‘the polar opposite gays’ although they aren’t dating and jimin not complaining, but yoongi feeling awkward about it