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My computer storage: no... please... I- donât do it....
Me, downloading a file for the fifth time instead of going into my folders to get to it. : )
This year is seriously going to just give us Umbrella Academy, Lucifer, and Good Omens and not expect the internet to adopt them as the new SuperWhoLock. I mean a dysfunctional superhero family, the demon Lucifer becoming helping a detective, and a demon and an angel stopping the apocalypse and falling in love? Art.
How the literal fuck does this have 2k notes?!??!?!Â
shout out to btich, who bought me a coffee on ko-fi but also included a morse code message that translates to âplease stomp on me daddy.âÂ
I appreciate the coffee but frankly it wasnât enough for forcing me to read that
Nobody forced you
if someone is nice enough to buy me a coffee, i feel obligated to read & endure enjoy the attached message
that said, some gravity falls type scoundrels are sending me ruinous fucking ciphers which iâŚcould genuinely use some help with
iâmâŚnot looking forward to decoding them. previous messages have included âcall me a paperclip, daddyâ
The second one is âOwO, it wooks wike youwe witing a a wettew. Wouwd you wike some hewp, daddy?â
Itâs just a Caesar shift of 14, I brute forced with an online decrypter
IT FUCKING DOES NOT
the first one is ârestrict my airway patriarchal figureâ
IT IS NOT. IT DOES NOT FUCKING SAY THAT
I CANâT BREATHE CALL THE AMBULANCE
OH YOU POOR SOUL
oh u better call an ambulance alright thereâs about to be an obstruction in someoneâs airway
I AM TIRED. WAY TOO TIRED.
I figured out the third but I kind of wish I hadnât
what fucking maniacâ
i have actual chest pains from laughing at this. my actual fucking ribcage is sore
You: rad lad
Me: radical ladical

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The internet has ruined âgruntingâ and â moaningâ for me which is not the best when youâre trying to write someone in pain and canât use the words in a clean context so yay
I canât remember what my brother and I were talking about, but at some stage he said â(something something) called him a... the slur for gay peopleâ and I was like âa fag?â â...yeah.â and realised he didnât say it because I raised him as a considerate boi towards the lgbtq+ community but I had no problem saying it, being gay and all. I really wanted to say âdonât worry I can say it because Iâm gayâ but Iâm not out to him yet (Iâm 90% sure he suspects it anyway) so I felt kind of bad
Book store girl
Once we went on holiday to Canada and we went to a book shop because I was reading through the warriors series like a fish swimming through water. We went to the till and the cashier was this (prob 23 or so) girl with pink hair and she said while scanning and packing up the book:Â âOoh warrior cats! I read all of them when I was your age. I really wanted a cat, but my parents wouldnât let me, so the moment I moved out I got five cats and pink hair, just to be rebellious.â
At the time I was awkward and didnât know how to respond, but she was really cool and I wish I could see her just to say âHey, you wonât remember me, but I bought a book at the store you were working at and I just wanted to say you seemed really cool and stuff I was just too awkward to say anything anyway I remembered you for some reason and yeah I got a cat.â
Update: I dyed my hair purple
When you havenât done art in a while
me: look i- iâm arting!!! art!!! so creative!!!Â
me an hour later when it doenât look right but idk why: love is dead, what are we but dolls filled with despair and a sense of ego to attempt what we will surely fail at, life is pain
me: *wants to check e-mails but doesnât have password with them (itâs in a folder at home)*
me: *presses âforgot my passwordâ*
e-mail website: donât worry, Iâll just send you the password to your e-mail account per e-mail
me: but-
e-mail website: so we know you arenât a hacker
me: but I
me: I canât get into my e-mail to see it...
e-mail website: :)

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We were watching Dr Who and he mentioned the space police to which my brother looked at me and said âWho runs the space policeâ Which obviously confused me because what did he want? Was there some pun I missed? And he said in a high sing-song-y voice â ° space Jesus ° â and I lost it damn my brother should run this blog heâs rarely ever funny but when he becomes a shitpost generator it is unironically the best
I love how Crowley and Aziraphale are concepts. Like you have the typical story-based fanart and fanfiction and all but the concept goes beyond that. Iâll see someone in lazy goth clothes and red hair and Iâm 99% sure itâs Crowley regardless if they actually look like him. Iâll see a soft, maybe a bit podgy person in a flower shop wearing beige and Iâll exchange a knowing look with my brother and weâll both know itâs Mr A. Z. Fell. Damn, I saw a goth girl and her soft girlfriend walking down the street and knew. The cosplays and art of the two outside the storyline are amazing and no one ever says âno you canât do that :/.â The concept of the red-haired yellow-eyed darkly-dressed demon and the soft kindhearted well-mannered beige-and-tartan-wearing angel that have lived for 6000 years and have that relationship and drive around in the demonâs bently is just so cool???
when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years
JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY
LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS
totally going to be using this and changing it every year until 2029
where are all the cute/hot girls my skin is clear for once and itâs almost Christmas and Iâm single and gay come get ya girl
How about we pull a switcheroo on the teenage girl is wooed by the lustful demon and have the girl want a sugar demon but the demon just wants to make a proper deal and slowly falls for her. Plus points if theyâre two gals because we donât see enough soft demon girls these days.

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Writing prompt day 8:Â âI warned you about the eggnog...â
(@downwithwritersblockâ)
(pretty late but i started it and only just finished it)
âI warned you about the eggnog...â, Henry sighed at the state of the girl who was sprawled out on the sofa.
âIâmm finnee.â, she giggled. He shouldnât be calling her a girl. She was much older than he could ever be, but in this new world, she was behaving like a child.
Henry turned to his younger brother who seemed bewildered by the girl. âI was out for ten minutes and this is what I come back to?â
âI didnât do anything!â, Josh tried to defend himself.
âExactly.â After dropping his bag and stripping off his coat, Henry had to figure out how to hide Aen. His parents would no doubt be back soon. âCome on, Liz shouldnât mind looking after you for now.â
âLiz would definitely mind.â, Josh exclaimed.
Aen was a lot heavier than someone her size should be, but Henry didnât complain. âYeah but she owes me a favour.â
Why Yoongi flower shop + Jimin tattoo parlour AUs are good:
I know theyâre really overused and clichĂŠ, but here are some reasons why flower shop + tattoo parlour aus where yoongiâs the florist and jiminâs the tattoo artist are (depending on writer and without smut) good:
- yoongi seems quiet and cold, but heâs really just introverted (but also savage at times so give me a florist who couldnât care less about the customers but loves his flowers)
- yoongiâs black hair and jiminâs pink hair were honestly such looks
- jimin can be the biggest flirt sometimes (and is collecting men all over the globe)
- jiminâs stage energy. enough said.
- give me yoongi amongst green and pastel, watering his plants
- give me jimin with arm tatts and leather gloves, running his hands through his hair while checking his phone
- jimin has had temporary tattoos and they look good as fuck
- yoongiâs pale skin
- jimin is intrigued by the cold boy working in the shop next to his and slowly befriends him
- yoongi originally not interested, but slowly gets attached to jimin
- jimin giving yoongi his first tattoo (a small flower one on his wrist)
- jimin chilling with yoongi in the flower shop because his friend doesnât like the smell of the tattoo parlour
- yoongi finding jiminâs softer side
- the two being known as âthe polar opposite gaysâ although they arenât dating and jimin not complaining, but yoongi feeling awkward about it
- I just want a really aesthetic story with some well-done fanart