love is the only reason to do anything in this life.

ive never seen something that “could mean nothing”

the beloved Arabic invention the number Zero baby…

Can i be a muse for somebody i dont care if the thing sucks. Id be a muse for somebodys computer science project . Idgaf anymore

Fat chicks with small boobs thank you for everything you do

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

“nobody likes abortion” i do. i think its awesome actually.

using my one wish willow to make all cigarettes healthy and yummy for people

[ID: An edit of the fight against the King from In Stars and Time; the combat screen is shown, the party at full health and the King waiting. Siffrin's battle portrait is obscured by Loop's hand holding up a cellphone displaying Subway Surfers (in grayscale). End ID]

turns out reaping what you sow is great when you plant epic and awesomesauce seeds and not yucky gross ones