love is the only reason to do anything in this life.

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

Immediately I love him

MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

#you need to tailor your arguments to people's existing values and priorities if you want to convince them #the flip side is that it's every bit as easy to tailor conservative arguments to convince a leftist audience #so don't get smug #you're not immune to this either <- prev extremely true

"pjackk" was an experiment to synthesize the world's first "ethical lolcow" conducted by a team of researchers at the massachusetts institute of technology

in my lancer group we thought objects had 8 evasion instead of 5 so for a while we thought that my character in the tortuga with 0 agility had less evasion than the literal broad side of a barn, coming up with the explanation of him having a giant cartoon u-shaped bullet-attracting magnet as a lucky charm to explain this

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do