love is the only reason to do anything in this life.

in the middle of crying for no reason i was interrupted by the sounds of one of my neighbors blasting "shadow the hedgehog pissed on my fucking wife" so loud it echoed around the courtyard outside

I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life

Everyone learn how to draw fat people and black features NOW!!

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

@frauggiethecreature

he didnt actually finger himself onscreen but narratively the story and themes were telling you that he fingered himself

locusts are SO fucked up. imagine if your apartment complex got too crowded during a drought so everyone in it started overproducing serotonin until they gained 100lb of pure muscle and then chewed through the drywall of every building in the neighborhood

they do this over in philly

Go Birds

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce