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you have to let the tall trans girl bottom. she really fucking needs this, okay?

a broken link is a kind of dead wife

actually the hottest thing a woman can wear is her pair of comfy pants with no underwear and a tank top that has stains on it because she intends to stay home and can’t be bothered to find anything else.

she's doing the dishes with her hair sort of held up in a half broken clip and I pull down her pants to eat her out from the back.

kity

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

Guy who coinflips every morning to see if he should kill himself and inexplicably has gotten “live” each time

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

i hate how repulsive my body feels. why won’t anyone just fuck me like a woman? i don’t want to have to ask for you to grope me. i don’t want to feel like i have to perform some fucking role for you to see me. i don’t know how many more times i can communicate that i *need* to be touched with a hunger. i need to feel like you want me. i need to feel like you find my body beautiful. because it is. i’m a beautiful lady and i deserve to be treated as such. so fucking touch me. i’m so fucking touchable.

there is a solution and it is t4t lesbianism

We're gonna have a hard time convincing future generations the phrase "Trumped-up charges" is etymologically unrelated.

so this only got 15$,

Shoutout to all the trans girls out there who were forced to live as miserable boys during the 2000’s or 2010’s, missing out on all the weird sparkledog scene rawr xd era and who are now gloriously reclaiming this time in their adulthood. All power to you. Be blessed now and forever, colorful creatures. Go outshine god.