lice

picture i got at pride last week; here mexico

There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

2. Why do people whisked away to magical worlds just automatically believe the first creature that tells them what side the person needs to help? Where’s my isekai where the MC slowly finds out they got in with like the deranged zealots and are part of the evil faction, and not the plucky rebels? 

memes that get you unfollowed by randoms on tumblr

All of these really made me laugh, and laughter is a very good thing sometimes. All of the time, actually. Unless you're doing something that requires a still hand or silence I guess.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

You can only reblog this today.

Great, now I feel like I'm bird shaming. Congrats V9 on your new family!

deadbeat father who's recently made an effort to reconnect with you or a stranger you once rescued from a storm drain.

then the whole chat started spamming hundreds and hundreds of tornado emojis and i was like 'HUH??? WHERE????' and i switched to my bike-camera and there was an enormous tornado just touching down in a pasture behind me and i went 'HERE WE GO!!!!!!' and i started pedaling really hard and a mario party minigame song started playing

my beautiful women exploding robby with their minds since they don’t have guns

parker ellis are you free on saturday when i am free