boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

GET BACK TO WORK

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

thank you, much better

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

The e in email stands for evil mail

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

Can I get weird may I perhaps get a little strange