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Handler 1: what the fuck does that mean

Handler 2: we’re already making gay Hounds

Handler Ashworth

My pilot has exploded in my insides again, please respond?

I am stored at bay 3

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/Message Reply//

sending repair and wrangler teams.

don’t message that again, just say interior damage.

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/Message by GIANT WOLF MECH.exe Received//

Handler Ashworth

In terms of versatility, technically with a competent Handler any Hounds can be trained in any role, it's just that they're really good as shock troops and berserkers.

However, as of recent, more Handlers have been trying different methods to make a pilot with an activation. See: Harpies, who instead of entering a dog-like ferocity state, instead enter a 'zone' of focus they stay in until the mission is complete. Less disruptive, more precise.

Or Gators, who I will be doing a full writeup in the future, who enter a several month 'hunting' state where their chassis keep them on life support while they stay active, guarding a specific location near their home base or a vital objective.

Now, if you're wondering about a specific classification on hackers? I mentioned them previously: The fucking RATS.

I hate these fuckers. You get hacked one too many times by those little shits and you develop an instinctual HATRED.

If I could find the shithead who made these power-armor piloting speedy little shits that latch onto mechs, rip out cables, and jam all wireless functions, I would throw them into my nearest kennel after dosing the Hounds with aerosolized stimms.

Rats are little shits which deserve their own entry, but know this:

They hunt in swarms

They are terrifyingly effective

They get off on making you sufffer

Anti-Chaff Flechette rounds are their weakness. Apply liberally.

*ahem*

To get back on topic, I have also seen Hounds that do hacking, but they do it quite differently. I'll cover that in the inevitable Rat writeup...

YOU FUCK!!!!!

I HAD TO CLEAR THAT GUNK OUT OF MY COCKPIT FOR A WEEK!!!

I SHOWERED THREE TIMES A FUCKING DAY AND SOMETIMES I CAN STILL SMELL THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

*bzzt*

I'll take it from here~

Hangar Queen has some trauma from the rats, forgive the outburst~

Send her some good rum if you wish to make up for this, that'll do plenty~

In terms of versatility, technically with a competent Handler any Hounds can be trained in any role, it's just that they're really good as shock troops and berserkers.

However, as of recent, more Handlers have been trying different methods to make a pilot with an activation. See: Harpies, who instead of entering a dog-like ferocity state, instead enter a 'zone' of focus they stay in until the mission is complete. Less disruptive, more precise.

Or Gators, who I will be doing a full writeup in the future, who enter a several month 'hunting' state where their chassis keep them on life support while they stay active, guarding a specific location near their home base or a vital objective.

Now, if you're wondering about a specific classification on hackers? I mentioned them previously: The fucking RATS.

I hate these fuckers. You get hacked one too many times by those little shits and you develop an instinctual HATRED.

If I could find the shithead who made these power-armor piloting speedy little shits that latch onto mechs, rip out cables, and jam all wireless functions, I would throw them into my nearest kennel after dosing the Hounds with aerosolized stimms.

Rats are little shits which deserve their own entry, but know this:

They hunt in swarms

They are terrifyingly effective

They get off on making you sufffer

Anti-Chaff Flechette rounds are their weakness. Apply liberally.

*ahem*

To get back on topic, I have also seen Hounds that do hacking, but they do it quite differently. I'll cover that in the inevitable Rat writeup...

In terms of versatility, technically with a competent Handler any Hounds can be trained in any role, it's just that they're really good as shock troops and berserkers.

However, as of recent, more Handlers have been trying different methods to make a pilot with an activation. See: Harpies, who instead of entering a dog-like ferocity state, instead enter a 'zone' of focus they stay in until the mission is complete. Less disruptive, more precise.

Or Gators, who I will be doing a full writeup in the future, who enter a several month 'hunting' state where their chassis keep them on life support while they stay active, guarding a specific location near their home base or a vital objective.

Now, if you're wondering about a specific classification on hackers? I mentioned them previously: The fucking RATS.

I hate these fuckers. You get hacked one too many times by those little shits and you develop an instinctual HATRED.

If I could find the shithead who made these power-armor piloting speedy little shits that latch onto mechs, rip out cables, and jam all wireless functions, I would throw them into my nearest kennel after dosing the Hounds with aerosolized stimms.

Rats are little shits which deserve their own entry, but know this:

They hunt in swarms

They are terrifyingly effective

They get off on making you sufffer

Anti-Chaff Flechette rounds are their weakness. Apply liberally.

*ahem*

To get back on topic, I have also seen Hounds that do hacking, but they do it quite differently. I'll cover that in the inevitable Rat writeup...

Apperantly i spent about an hour just gnawing chewing eating and frankly it was great.

Just... remembering what it was like to be an animal. My teeth puncturing into armor plates, my tongue piercing into the metal flesh of the muscle fibers, my breath coated in the stench of mechanical guts...

God it felt so fucking good taking VARGR out to stretch her legs, to share her body with mine.

I've decided!

Spoilers below cut