I've started a collection of stupid things I've heard in this base.... some of these may have been directed at me......
"What are you gonna do shoot me? *Shotgun racking* Oh no."
"The horrors may persist but at least this jumpsuit makes my ass look nice"
"If you don't stay on that fucking stretcher, I will give you a reason too!"
"You'd have to be a new level of brainless to paint your chassis like a bowl of tomato soup"
"No that's your cockpit, not your fucking goon cave"
"This top shelf combat stim disrupted my circadian rhythm I'm moving different"
"No, vodka, cigarettes, estrogen, and a microwave burrito do not make for a balanced breakfast..."
"I'm starting to think you need to be thrown out a window. again."
"What the fuck is an emotional support railgun?"
"No that's not character development. That's fucking PTSD"
"The R&D department really is just 15 raccoons with access to power tools..."
"I'm starting to think you got your pilot certifications from the back of a cereal box..."
"No amount of sedatives will ever let me unhear the shit you just said"
"You really are the results of if a war crime and an Osha violation had a one night stand...."
"Yesterday's broken pile bunker is today's speargun!"
"Fire a warning shot!" "Sir with all due respect this is a 160mm auto cannon" "Did I fucking stutter?"
"buddy... sorry but your logic has the fucking structural integrity of Titan Arms stock value!"
....feel free to add... Besides what Leones did to me you fucks are also the reason I drink.