"Hey Hey People Szeth here.."
Today we will be playing the hottest pet play simulator of 2019!
Armored core 6 fires over jeep rubicon..
Seriously, what is with these god damn things bursting into flames?
brought to you by the same studio that gave us Onion Ring..
and the series that will make you beat your controller harder than an angry white child when they detect drywall..
so strap into your mobile war crime that costs more than the gross GDP of Lithuania!
Find yourself in what is essentially
and just like Downtown Milwaukee get ready to be
fucking shot at while looking for a job
or getting stabbed in a Culver's parking lot!
so strap in and mainline your ration of corporate mandated crack and estrog- i mean combat stims!
find yourself committing countless warcrimes for Walter white
I'm sorry. I mean Handler Walter... The Cesar Milan of this bleak frozen hell scape!
or maybe just maybe if you live long enough to side with everyone's favorite...
I will gladly betray my boss to hear you call me a Puppy...
And oh so much more! And if you live long enough you may experience the coveted....
If this all sounds good. Then armored core 6 is just for you!