slut island

Were just meant to get high and be in bed. Thats what were for and we fucked it up and invented work and now theres all war and death everywhere

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

Hey so last night I was really drunk and I inverted your dog. yeah he's now everything he once wasn't, and no part of him is retained from his former self. But you can see glimpses of what he once was in the reflection of what he's become so thats cool.

alright my little musical theater performer. it’s time to MASH those m&ms for mommy. that’s right… you know you need unique New York….

mommy’s going to put a leash on you now… should she use the red leather or the yellow leather?

What? Noooooo, baby, of course not.

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

Before you've said a word I have always heard your voice have you heard mine. I can't see you but i can hear you. Lets all die

as an ex-catholic it’s very funny to see ‘catholic convert’ in people’s bios it’s akin to running out of a burning skyscraper and passing someone heading on up to the top floor

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