here.

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

it is not!! XD

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.

[Image ID: Tumblr tags from i-put-they-hyper-in-hyperfixated reading: #give a man a fish and the chinese restaurant will eat for a day #teach a man to fish and he'll feed the chinese restaurant for his whole life /End ID]

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

preschool. I meant preschool.

To add to what this person said in the tags, I'd highly recommend watching the video on YouTube called Debunking Transphobia and it's 4 hours going over just how little people the entire thing can be traced back to

don’t abandon joy because it is brief. don’t commit to solitude because happiness is fleeting. it’s okay that good things do not last forever. it’s okay to simply enjoy a thing for as long as you have it.

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

Love the moments in Xena: Warrior Princess where the music swells and Xena says something like “Gabrielle, stay back. This is Menthos, god of brain aneurisms” and the camera cuts to, and I cannot stress this enough, Literally Just Some Guy From New Zealand

high speed clownload

100 sillybytes per second

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

the amount of people taking this post seriously enough that they're trying to debate me about the nature of every sewing machine in the world is really funny

saw a post about this earlier but it made me think: tumblr really is the only social media site where I go on and have a good time and then carry on with my day. I know it's completely curated because there are some awful people here but that (the curation) in itself is a privilege of the site. Every other social media site is designed to make you angry for more engagement