here.

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

Such increased literacy would allow even the common folk of our kingdom to read the great works of the Confucianists, thus promoting loyalty, filial piety, and virtuous behavior!

I was going to cherrypick some highlights out of king sejong’s wikipedia to make him look good, but it turns out its basically all highlights

created think tanks and research grants for doctors and scholars

created an alphabet for the korean people that is easier to write AND better suited to the language.

disseminated ideas by establishing schools, cultural institutions, innovations the the printing press, and the preservation of rare books, leading to a flourishing of art, culture, and intellectual thought

elevated marginalised classes

created policies for the humane treatment of prisoners

forbade imprisonment of people over 70 or under 15

maternity AND paternity leave

LOOK! he failed to totally unify the coinage! AND HE STOLE MY DESIGN!!!!!

FINISH HIM!!!!!

the old ipad's karked it for good this time: here's a sketchbook drawing instead

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs